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Hmong is a type of Asian 

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justinetsab

PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:36 pm
If you don't know how hmong you are, you will after you finish reading this.

(This is just our humorous stereotyping from observations. Don't take any of this seriously!)



*OWNS A RICE COOKER

*BREAK DANCES

*GOES TO THE HMONG NEW YEAR

*OWNS HMONG CLOTHES

*OWNS A "LAY"? (YOU KNOW...THAT THING U BRING TO PUT ON THE GRASS @ THE PARK TO LAY OR SIT DOWN ON)

*LIVE IN A ONE BEDROOM APT. WITH 10 BROTHERS/SISTERS & IN-LAWS

*HAS WORKING STOVE BUT COOKS OUTSIDE WITH THAT PROPANE THINGY

*USES DISHWASHER AS DISH-STORAGE

*SWIMS/FISHES @ CANALS

*ALLOWS THEIR LIL' KIDS TO RUN AROUND NAKED OUTDOORS

*DYES HAIR BLONDE

*HAS MILLIONS OF SHOES THROWN OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR

*CLAIMS SERIOUS BACK INJURES WHEN INVOLVED IN AUTO ACCIDENTS

*LISTENS TO HMONG RADIO STATION

*DRIVE AN IMPORT CAR (AKA HONDA CIVIC)

*LISTEN TO OLD SKOOL LOVE SONGS & RAP (EX: STEVIE B/2PAC)

*WATCH NARUTO/BLEACH

*OBSESSED WITH FINAL FANTASY AND/OR KINGDOM HEARTS

*CARRIES A LOT OF PRIDE

*LOVES ALL OTHER ASIAN STUFF/STYLE (CHINESE WRITING, KOREAN MOVIES, CHINESE MELODIES, ANIME)

*HAS LIBERAL ARTS AS THEIR COLLEGE MAJOR

*TAKES THE WHOLE FAMILY TO WAL-MART

*DRIVES A TOYOTA MINI VAN

*GAMBLES @ THE PARK

*GARDEN & CHICKEN COOP ARE MANDORITY IN BACKYARD

*HAS AN UNCLE YOUNGER THAN YOU

*OWNS A SMALL ROUND TABLE THINGY (TO EAT ON) & THOSE OLD FASHION CHAIRS OLD PEOPLE SITS ON

*COOKS WITH THOSE ROUND SILVER POTS (w/ BLACK HANDLES & COMES IN SIZES RANGING FROM XS TO XXXL)

*KITCHEN STOVE IS COVERED IN ALUMINUM FOIL (ALTHOU NEVER USED)

*OWNS @ LEAST 1 OF THOSE BLUE ARROWHEAD 5 GALLON DRINKING WATER BOTTLE THINGS


NEWLY ADDED!!

- Mother covers the oven and back wall with foil
- Family's have over-protective parents
- females don't get to go out, and if they do it's because of an unresolved fight
- males have a fetish with imports.
- teenage girls have a ghetto fashion taste

(submitted by MYAKO! Thank you!)

-Those Dresses(or Skirts) that all Hmong People use after they take showers.. but not EVERY1.. Every Hmong Female Owns like, 1-5 of them.. LOL, my mom owns 5 of them.. hehe..

(submitted by little_hmonggirl)

-Has couch covers!





NOTE: any requests or suggestions would gladly be considered & appreciated
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:41 pm
U GO GIRL!!!
U R LIKE....SO "THE MAN" !!!

(that's my niece)  

oOtraciOo


exxod49

PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:57 pm
lol most of those are true with my family  
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:08 pm
yep....i know they r hecka funny & dont forget true too!!!
*Hopefully no one will take my niece's humor seriously & get upset*  

oOtraciOo


oOtraciOo

PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:30 pm
dont worry Steen, u no u have ur auntie here to take all the bullstuff from any1! k? Love ya!!!! heart  
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:40 pm
sup peeps  

zasaki


oOtraciOo

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:33 pm
MAN.... doesnt anyone wonders how they can tell if they r Hmong? So dead in this guild.  
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:58 pm
x D

Own a Toyota mini van. My family has a Honda Sienna.  

Sticky~Rice


oOtraciOo

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:05 pm
YES!!!!!!!! No mini-vans watsoever in my family!! But we only drive Toyotas & 1 Nissan. So i guess that makes me A Hmong. Dang it!!! mrgreen  
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:34 pm
lol my family has toyota and hondas  

exxod49


oOtraciOo

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:49 pm
NOOOO!!!!!!!! WE R SO HMOONNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding! I love being Hmong because i have no other Freakin choice!!! HaHa!!!  
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:28 pm
~Just!ne.the.Rebel~
If you don't know if you are hmong, u will after u finish reading this.
(this is just my humorous stereotyping....dont take any of this serious & please dont report me!)

Enjoy!



*OWNS A RICE COOKER

*BREAK DANCES

*GOES TO THE HMONG NEW YEAR

*OWNS HMONG CLOTHES

*OWNS A "LAY"? (YOU KNOW...THAT THINGY U BRING TO PUT ON THE GRASS @ THE PARK TO LAY OR SIT DOWN ON)

*LIVE IN A ONE BEDROOM APT. WITH 10 BROTHERS/SISTERS & IN-LAWS

*HAS WORKING STOVE BUT COOKS OUTSIDE WITH THAT PROPANE THINGY

*USES DISHWASHER AS DISH-STORAGE

*SWIMS/FISHES @ CANALS

*ALLOWS THEIR LIL' KIDS TO RUN AROUND NAKED OUTDOORS

*DYES HAIR BLONDE

*HAS MILLIONS OF SHOES THROWN OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR

*CLAIMS SERIOUS BACK INJURES WHEN INVOLVED IN AUTO ACCIDENTS

*LISTENS TO HMONG RADIO STATION

*DRIVE AN IMPORT CAR (AKA HONDA CIVIC)

*LISTEN TO OLD SKOOL LOVE SONGS & RAP (EX: STEVIE B/2PAC)

*WATCH NARUTO/BLEACH

*OBSESSED WITH FINAL FANTASY AND/OR KINGDOM HEARTS

*CARRY A LOT OF PRIDE

*LOVES ALL OTHER ASIAN STUFF/STYLE (CHINESE WRITING, KOREAN MOVIES, CHINESE MELODIES, ANIME)

*HAS LIBERAL ARTS AS THEIR COLLEGE MAJOR

*TAKES THE WHOLE FAMILY TO WAL-MART

*DRIVES A TOYOTA MINI VAN

*GAMBLES @ THE PARK (AS A CASINO)

*GARDEN & CHICKEN COOP ARE MANDORITY IN BACKYARD

*HAS AN UNCLE YOUNGER THAN YOU

*OWNS A SMALL ROUND TABLE THINGY (TO EAT ON) & THOSE OLD FASHION CHAIRS OLD PEOPLE SITS ON

*COOKS WITH THOSE ROUND SILVER POTS (w/ BLACK HANDLES & COMES IN SIZES RANGING FROM XS TO XXXL)

*KITCHEN STOVE IS COVERED IN ALUMINUM FOIL (ALTHOU NEVER USED)

*OWNS @ LEAST 1 OF THOSE BLUE ARROWHEAD 5 GALLON DRINKING WATER BOTTLE THINGYS




NOTE: any requests or suggestions would gladly be considered & appreciated


lol, almost all of them my family dont have/do.. but i am truly a Hmong girl and Happy to be hmong(while wanting to be Chinese) HEHE  

Ke_Lanh_Lung

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Nyob zoo! Hmong People Unite! Have fun! ^_^

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