funny Twilight related incidents

[MasteroftheElements]

If you haven't figured it out from the title, this page is for funny Twilight related things sutch as (and these are true):

My friend after reading half of Twilight: "I don't get it. Why would Bella want to live with her gay dad?"
Me: What???
My friend: You know, her dad is married to that Charlie guy.

My other friend and I predicting how Charlie would react if Bella told him that Edward was a vampire:
My friend: He'd laugh then morph into a zombie and eat Bella!
Me; ...?  

[Fifii]

what guy does your friend think charlie is married to?  

[featherbee]

thats really funny! rofl  

[Josephine Falnor]

That's really funny!

Ok, my turn. It took me months to convince my Mom to read Twilight. She finally read it because we were on vacation and she didn't have anything else to read. She read it and she loved it, and of course she wanted to read New Moon. Unfortunatly, I'd only brought Twilight and she was freaking out over the bonus first chapter of New Moon that's at the end of Twilight. If she had waited one more day, we would've been home and she could have read my copy, but she just couldn't wait. She ended up buying a (second) copy of New Moon. Not only that, but she's also read it twice. I've only read New Moon once. So...I guess she liked it! blaugh  

[Dancingonairwaves]

Fifii

what guy does your friend think charlie is married to?

I'm guessing Billy Black mabye.  

[hospitalflowers]

fangisfreakinhot

Fifii

what guy does your friend think charlie is married to?

I'm guessing Billy Black mabye.

Lol, no, I think what's being said is that since Bella calls her dad Charlie when she's not around him, and dad when she is, is why her friend thinks Charlie's gay because they probably didn't realize that Charlie is Bella's dad. Right? Or am I just being confusing... I don't know... it made sense to me.