Bashisms : [Bah-shiz-mms] n. Quotes from http://www.bash.org/?random
WARNING: Not for those of you with morals and are easilly appauled to certain things, or if you can't take a ******** joke....((Literally, a joke about ********. =P))
[Yaksha] At least I'll have my laptop with me at work wink
[Heri] WOOOHOOO!
[Heri] No clitoris, though
[Yaksha] Clitoris?
[Heri] yeah you know... the little bump in the middle of the keyboard wink
[Heri] you kinda have to tickle it to make it work
[Yaksha] lol
[Yaksha] I think that'd look kind of weird at work ...
[Yaksha] The computer starts beeping louder and faster ...
[Heri] LMAO LMAO LMAO
[Heri] then shoots a CDROM out of the drive
[Yaksha] LOL
[Yaksha] The monitor panel slowly falls into the closed position
[Heri] LMAO!
[Heri] then it smokes a ciggy?
[Yaksha] Nahh, it formats a floppy
&Spork& A man looked at me like I was a pervert today. I was checking him out at the store and he had his kids at me I noticed one of his young daughters had her zipper down and you could see the print on her panties, so I pointed it out to him. He looked at me weird for a second then zipped her up.
&Spork& Maybe it's because he thought I also noticed that he was half-erect in his pants.
&Spork& Which he was.
&madz& sbs, would you choose: Linux, or Windows?
&sbs& I would choose: Oral Sex.
&kinkos& can you use a tesla coil as a sexual toy?
&Aegis`& yah, but only once.
&kinkos& once is all i need!
&Whammo& I lost my virginity to a ham sandwich
&WeblionX& That's not losing your virginity.
&Whammo& baloney
&himem& I love my cat's tight v****a
&Cows[Pwnage]& razz
&himem& Would you stick out your tongue in real life? No, you wouldn't. Then " razz " is pretty stupid.
&Inversation& realised there were still debates about wigga and christianity etc, kicked the cd player to make it move then fell asleep again
&^Spike^& Debates about WIGGA?
&^Spike^& Is that some homie pagan religion?
&^Spike^& Yo yo, whathup mah earth sistas.
&^Spike^& Word to jo Goddess, aight.
* ^Spike^ fires his wand at a rival Coven while riding past on a unicorn.
&@jeric& If i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest?
The U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and give a sense of security while actually screwing you!
&Asha`monkey& One time I was watching porn for like twenty minutes. When I was finished, I took off my headphones and found the sound blaring out of my regular speakers as well.
&Asha`monkey& My mom told me to turn it down.
Pramma: like, this one time at a texas hold'em table, and i was like "man, lady luck is really smiling on me today...she's cute too, i'd tap that in a second"
Pramma: and then people started looking at me
&ShadiZar& get your happy a** over here then
&ShadiZar& i could use a good hard... well, anything
&`KArmA& oh sure. . . its always karma come do this for me. . come out to texas karma, ******** me like a beast karma, oh harder karma
&`KArmA& what about *MY* needs goddamnit!?!?
&MassMedia& It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means...
&Rage& Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"
&TRON& if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
*** Quits: MediArc (i am the lover in your bed)
&roded& i'm going to bed
&Radien& I give up. The PSO server is repremanding me like an angry Jewish mother-in-law played by Mike Meyers.
Ignus Firestorm: Do that s**t again and I'm getting back on my other SN.
Ignus Firestorm: And you'll never hear from me again.
Ignus Firestorm: =]
CanYouSaySanity: Oh...darn....
CanYouSaySanity: ...
CanYouSaySanity: That was by far, the worst threat in the history of mankind.
CanYouSaySanity: It wouldn't even work on France.
&Kash& MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
&Kash& MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
&Kash& LOOK AT ME
&Kash& MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
*** Kash was kicked by da_slog (ITS NOT VERY PHUN)
&CrashCat& MY FOOT IS ON YOUR BUM
&Panzurfaust& I love stupid a** people.
&Cade& You're so damn conceited.
&chemical-burn& I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head.
&NSNick& NSNick's Thought of the Day:
&NSNick& When people commit suicide, their notes are always sad and depressing.
&NSNick& If I were ever to write a suicide note, it'd be funny
&NSNick& Like "I wanted to kill the sexiest man alive"
&Thunder& I seriously gotta upgrade my computer, I'm scared that my comp will blow up if I click the wrong tile in minesweeper D:
&SophiesCat& my room is making ominous popping sounds.
&malcolm& ghost popcorn
&DemonEater& wtf
&DemonEater& ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship
&DemonEater& who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy
&Mike&You don't even know what a foo is
&Chris& of course i do... It's the guy you pity.
&|Dan|& I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I ******** you in the a**?
&MichaelBolton& okay, my ADD has officially gotten out of control
&MichaelBolton& i just tried to go to the bathroom, but i ended up shaving, washing my face, taking a short shower, putting in fresh toilet paper, and taking out the trash. so now i'm back here, and i still have to pee.
&Farrod& One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
&Farrod& I calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass.
<Chelle> I'm gonna get something to eat - brb
<GreenDragon> If they had an eating contest Chelle would win.
<Slerte> Nah, I could eat her under the table any day.
<Slerte> err
<Foxxz> my dixie wrecked
<DrYcElL> ???
<Foxxz> say it out loud
<DrYcElL> ????????????????????????????????/
<Foxxz> MY DIXIE WRECKED
<Foxxz> yell it
<DrYcElL> MY DIXIE WRECKED!!!!!!!!!
<Foxxz> nah dude, u gotta yell it rl
<DrYcElL> I did
<DrYcElL> my cuz looked at me funny
<Kane> I like to play poker with tarot cards...I get a full house and four people die
<Whiffles> Quit thinking!!
<God> I'm sorry. *becomes christian*
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