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Find out at 11
I can't stand the News, It really irks me. You ever sit around, and you're watching something, and all of a sudden some "tonight at 11" news report comes on and they go out of their way to fear you into watching. "Tonight at 11, there's a deadly fruit drink that can kill your kids. Which one? find out at 11"
If it's that important, shouldn't they just interrupt the show you're watching and tell you what the problem is right then and there? I think so.
And another thing that leaves me mift, are all these weather assholes, who fear you into watching all their stupid ******** weather reports. "Will your holiday weekend be a day in the sun, or will it be a washout? Find out at 11" And how many stations have been dragging out this Katrina bullshit? "There's a hurricane warning in effect for the entire eastern seaboard. Will it be as bad as Katrina? FIND OUT AT 11!!!
First of, if it's gonna be that bad, local officials would tell you to evacuate. And if is not, then the weather channels are just using it as a way to get viewers to sit glued to their chair, so they can watch some idiotic correspondent in some remote area, FAR away from where the hurricane is gonna hit, babble about the weather condition, standing sideways against the wind while wearing some stupid yellow raincoat. I'm not gonna waste my time on that crap. If I'm gonna watch some silly p***k give a first hand count on the weather, I say make it interesting. Drop that ******** out of an airplane directly into the eye of a hurricane with a parachute and a video camera. THAT IS FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE!
For me, the whole news thing kinda falls under the "boy who cried wolf" scenario. They scream and yell about all this bad stuff that can possibly harm you, or ruin your weekend and when nothing happens then "uh... oh well predicting the weather isn't an exact science, Bob. How about those Mets?"
******** 'EM!
I refuse to let these news ******** fear me into watching news that would ultimately make me feel like the world is falling apart. This way, they can make you feel all depress and helpless, so when they actually do a report about the new wonder drug that'll make you happy, you'll tune in... "Because the news is so horrible and the world is falling apart. Waaaah!"
And speaking of news, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE OVERTURNED TRACTOR TRAILERS?!?!
I mean, every morning when i wake up and i hear the traffic report, SOME ******** JUST OVERTURNED HIS TRACTOR TRAILER!!! WHAT THE ******** ARE THESE DRIVERS DOING?!?! I seriously think we need to scrutinize the abilities of the folks driving these tractor trailers. There seems to be a big ******** problem. Whatever. if you want the news, go on the internet, get the weather, get the sports scores and TO HELL with the rest of the news and their "Top Stories". The world will be in a constant state of turmoil as long as there are people on it.
And besides the news is the same day after day. A famous person died, some team won, some team lost, there's unrest in the middle east, and no1 likes the people in "power". All that changes really are the needs, so ******** these news reporters who try to fear you into watching. ******** THEM IN THE EYE SOCKET WITH AN OVERTURNED TRACTOR TRAILER. No news is good News!
I'm done.... Goodbye mad stressed
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