How to eat a chocolate frog
Step One-
Select a chocolate frog. For this demonstration we have a milky top freddo. Hello Mr Milktop.
Step Two-
Unwrap Mr Milktop. If his wrapper is rustling it is a good sign. It means he is eager to be eaten.
Step Three-
Greet Mr Milktop. No doubt he has been in the wrapper a long time.
Step Four-
Pick Mr Milktop up. Use your hands for this step because feet are unhygienic.
Step Five-
Select an end to start at. I suggest head so he can be put out of his misery quickly.
Step Six-
Lift Mr Milktop to your mouth. Tell him not to be afraid and comfort him if he is scared.
Step Seven-
Take a bite.
Step Eight-
Move your teeth up and down on top of Mr Milktop to form a chewing action.
Step Nine-
Repeat steps 7-8 until Mr Milktop is gone.
Step Ten-
Have 10 seconds of silence to commemorate Mr Milktop and his yumminess.
Step Eleven-
Pick up Mr Milktop’s casket, erm I mean wrapper.
Step Twelve-
Scrunch the wrapper into a small ball.
Step Thirteen-
Throw the wrapper at the nearest bin in an attempt to look cool. If you miss try again and if you miss after that, try to regain some dignity by picking the wrapper up and simply placing it in the bin.
Step Fourteen-
Walk away from the bin and continue whatever you were doing before.
Thankyou for reading this step-by-step guide on how to eat a chocolate frog. Just remember kiddoes, don’t let Mr froggy die in vain and enjoy every last bite.
R.I.P Mr Milktop. 2nd of November to 2nd of November.
 petitlapinu · Tue Nov 13, 2007 @ 06:28am · 0 Comments |
