*Author's Note: Educatia is totally Nanao's character. Don't you dare plagarize.
THE SUPREMELY DISCIPLINED ADVENTURES OF EDUCATIA VON SCHOOLINGTON
PART I
-We Meet Educatia and Learn of her Eccentricities-
Enter a Very Important Looking Woman. She has on those schoolteacher-type glasses, the kind that are always drooping on your nose, and a pointer. She looks very stern
E: Hello, all. My name is Educatia von Schoolington, and--well, due to my prudency, you've no business knowing my profession.
A Random Man stands up in the crowd
Man: But you're my child's teacher! You and I have met before! On parent-teacher conference day! Dont you-
E: Roger! Silence!
She raps her pointer on a table which seems to have appeared out of nowhere. The Man doesn't hear it.
Man: ...our little escapade in the teacher's closet? You can't tell me you didn't feel it, too!
E: SILENCE, MORTAL!
The Man is shocked. Educatia's was so passionate in her outburst that her glasses are now slighty askew. She fixes them, and moves on.
E: Now. We are here to learn about my dark and mysterious past. Because of my very respectable prudency, I don't know why I'm showing it to you, but-
Money flutters out of an unseen pocket
E: OH!
She snatches it up quickly.
E: Just...just roll the projector! I cannot stomach any more humiliation!
The room grows dark. What shall we learn about Educatia's dark past? You must wait for Part II...
 NanaoThrowsPetals · Wed Dec 19, 2007 @ 02:03am · 1 Comments |
