I'm awestruck by some people.
So, I know this girl... let's call her.."Laura". And by common (and WRONG) termonoligy, she is a red head.
Now, I've seen quite a few red heads in my day..true red heads...and they all have red hair. Now this children, is the color RED. "Laura" does not have RED hair...it is merely orange. This children, is ORANGE.
Anyway.."Laura" likes to refer to her hair color a lot..because being a RED head comes with a manual on what colors you can and cannot wear. For instance, "Laura" cannot wear red..because she is, after all, a RED head. She wears green becuase it pops against her RED hair. We all know this because when she ordered her first tutu, she ordered a very ugly, in my opinion, watermelon tutu (Green with pink on her butt).
Too bad she's a ORANGE head. But that doesn't sound very nice.. so what about Carrot Head or Carrot top?
I'm awestruck by some people. But this people looks like my cat(and probably has the brains of him too)...so I guess I shouldn't be too alarmed.
MajesticTOASTER · Sun Dec 23, 2007 @ 04:57pm · 4 Comments |