Here is a very odd story my brother left for me on my computer screen when I was in the shower O-o
Josh was here! so the other day i was out in the yard when i realized that i had stepped in a pile of mud. who made this pile of mud? i thought. instead of pondering this further i went to the hose and washed off my foot. but instead of water, out came more mud. i tried turning it off but the valve broke. mud sprayed all over the yard and soon i was covered in it also. caked in mud. and no not chocolate cake. yes i did taste it. it was mud. soon enough the town gardener strolled by with his giant chihuahua he had breed. he noticed the mud covered yard and came closer to investigate. "hello," i said. he was suprised at my voice because he didnt see me under all the cake, i mean mud. THE CAKE IS A LIE! shut up you! OW! thats better. so the gardener thought it fun to become caked in mud as well so he instructed me to point the hose at him. i refused because he had obviously just showered and it was very rude to cakemud a showered person. he argued that if i shot mud all over him, he will have been showered with mud and cake and mud. i saw his point and cake and mudded him with cake. the mud quickly covered him and the mud was caked. he thanked me and went on his way, whipping his chihuahua. my phone rang and i answered it. it was my best bust bud ChaD. he was ready to go to work and wanted to let me know. i thanked him and told him i would see him tomorrow.
ChaD OUT!!!!!
Now my phone was mudded with cake so I hosed it off. this time water came out because i had foreseen it in a dream. now my phone was broken so i tossed it into the cake disposal-trash.
THE END OF THE PHONE!!!
Or so i thought. the next day it came back and taunted me very severly. i won by checkmating him with cmaucdke. made more metal and so forth. the phone will never win at chess.
ChaD IN!!!!!
Hey ChaD, whats the word?
You are, my man. and that word is cake.
Cake: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.
Why thank you ChaD!!!
ChaD OUT!!!
Good bye ChaD. you will be missed and loved. so i washed all the mud out of the yard with my cake wash.
The cake and muddserf did not reappear for nineteen years. All was well.
 Constanze Mozart · Fri Jan 11, 2008 @ 06:43am · 0 Comments |
