Axel is so good at wasting time, Axel can waste 3 hours in an hour.
Axel actually understands what is going on in LOST . Every second tuesday, Marluxia rides a unicorn down to a magical land, where the emo boys dance around in ballet suits
Xaldin once threw a blanket out a window that landed on some blind emo kid.
God said ''come forth'' to John and receive enlightenment, but Xaldin came fifth and won a toaster.
In some cultures it is illegal to look as good as Saix.
Darwin first saw natural selection when a man accidentally bumped into Saix at a bus stop.
Xigbar went around the world in 80 days. On a Llama.
When Xigbar makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Larxene can bake a cake without an oven.
Larxene is the meaning of "in your face".
It was Zexion that discovered a way for 22 to equal 5.
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Roxas punched himself in the face.
Roxas's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - No one fools Roxas.
Xemnas is the reason Lindsay Lohan went to rehab.
The Irish emulate Xemnas's tendency to get irritably drunk and start raucous barfights.
more to come...
The Laurasaur · Fri Apr 11, 2008 @ 04:34am · 0 Comments |