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Once upon a time there was a land of Trids. The trids were a simple folk, so simple that they didn't have anything in their village in the Land of Trids. So they had to cross a bridge to go get supplies. However there was a troll who lived under said bridge. The troll would come out as soon as a trid set foot on the bridge and kick the trid all the way back to the village.

So one day a trid came to the rabbai and said, "Rabbai, why is this troll kicking us all the way back here? My butt's starting to hurt."

So the rabbai set out for the bridge. When he got there he took one step onto the bridge then ran back to hide. Nothing happened. He repeated this until he had gotten all the way across the bridge. Now the rabaii was annoyed that the troll hadn't come out yet. So he started banging and jumping up and down yelling "Troll Come out here!"

Finally the troll came up and said, "What do you want?!"

"I have been up here for hours banging and jumping up and down and making all kinds of noise. So why haven't you kicked me back to Trid Land yet?" he asked.

Then the troll replied, "Silly rabbai, kicks are for trids."

Fin

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