Things I have learned in the past twenty-four hours:
1. While books are more often than not my friends, they are not my friends when they smack me in the face.
2. Despite the fact that everyone I know seems to think that I'm Edward Elric, I am not actually Edward Elric. (Just, ow. That really ******** hurt and I'm not doing THAT again. *rubs shoulder and winces*) Yes, that means no more transmutation for me.
3. I am not to draw transmutation arrays all over everything.
4. I am not allowed to jump over tables and/or conveyor belts. No matter how good the reason.
5. The correct response to rubbing a limb and finding blood on it is not "huh, look at that."
6. I am no longer allowed to tell my sheep joke.
7. It is not polite to turn people into cabbages.
8. It is also not polite to put 'kick me' signs on people.
9. My gym shoes have been classified as 'biochemical weapons of mass destruction."
10. Starting up sing-alongs is a bad idea.
11. Getting out of a car via the window is much easier than getting in the car the same way.
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