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I welcome you all to various Final Fantasy skits of the comedic variety. Here you may or may not see OOC moments...but i digress...here is a preview of what's to come....

Sight Unforeseen

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Irvine grasped his binoculars firmly, staring through them intently. He watched from high atop a roofed home, Zell crouched nearby.
"Aw c'mon!" cried Zell, "you've had plenty of time to look! It's my turn!"
Irvine gave a curt smile, eyes unflinching from the binoculars. "I'll be done shortly. I'm just waiting for....".
"Hey guys!" cried Zidane waltzing into their presence. Irvine fumbled the binoculars up and caught it before it fell. He turned abruptly, putting his index finger to his lips.
"Shhhh!" hissed Irvine. Zell was gripping his chest like as if he was suffering from a heart attack. Zidane crouched and waddled over to Irvine, and then looked in the direction Irvine was. Zidane's eyes grew wide.
Tifa had just risen from the swimming pool in her two-piece bathing suit that Irvine drooled over. Zell looked fidgety and nabbed the binoculars from Irvine. "Ay momma!" exclaimed Zell. "Wouldja lookit them?"
Irvine had a despaired expression and attempted nabbing his property back. He failed, tumbling across Zell and into the tiles of the roof. "Give it back!" roared Irvine, furious with anger. Irvine tackled Zell who was unaware , the binoculars hurled into the air. Zidane casually seized them and watched Tifa's slow but seductive walk along the poolside. A nearby Wakka was practicing Blitzball techniques with Basch when the blitzball missed and hit the back of Tifa, knocking the top off.
Zell frantically snatched the binoculars and stared into them. "OH MY GOD!!!!" screamed Zell. Irvine crammed next to Zell, each looking through one visor. Both had drooling mouths. Zidane strolled near the edge of the roof, cupped his mouth and shouted in a poorly impersonated Zell voice "Woo! Woulja lookit those!!" Tifa's head jerked into the direction of the roof. Both Zell and Irvine looking like a deer caught in the headlights. She wore a most disgruntled expression. Zell and Irvine turned to see Zidane was no longer there.
"What'll you think she'll do to us?" Zell whined.
"Probably....stomp on em." Irvine winced.

The story
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Final Fantasy characters, transported through mysterious forces, have moved into an extremely large house with various surrounding entertainment including a cafeteria, swimming pool, etc. Now they must learn to live together.....if they can.....


Skit #1: Food Face-Off

The kitchen air was tense...it felt like the calm before a storm. Three figures surrounded a bright green foodbowl that had no name on it. All 3 had their backs hunched up and teeth bared. Inside the bowl was a very, juicy steak that seemed to secrete a sweet fluid of meaty deliciousness. Kimahri growled fiercely at Red XIII who responded in a similar fashion. Gau barked at both with his standard "Gau gau!"
"Cloud said it was mine!" bellowed Red.
"I saw it first!" snarled Kimahri, "survival of the fittest!"
"Gau gau!" barked Gau, as if to contradict Kimahri's statement.
Each stared at the other, eyes burning holes into each other. Gau inched toward the bowl but a defensive growl from both Red and Kimahri pushed him back. Each stood their ground, each ready to pounce on the exquisitely delectable steak. Leaned over a nearby countertop was Balthier, hand clasped to his cheek. Eiko strolled on by but noticed the fierce, motionless tussle taking place. She tugged on Balthier's pantleg and asked "What's going on here?" Balthier gave an amused chuckle and smiled curiously.
"It's a stand-off...they're trying to decide who gets the steak." said Baltheir briskly, folding his arms as he watched the three with the utmost amusement. Eiko tilted her head as if to think. "They've been at it for...." Balthier glanced at a rather fancy watch on his wrist. "...going on 4 hours now." Eiko gasped, coming to a realization.
"Now i remember!" she cried, "Rinoa DID say something about who the steak was for!" The three lifted their heads up abruptly and rushed over to Eiko, barraging her with questions and barks. Baltheir gave a wry smile and turned back to watch the foodbowl only to have the most curiously entertained expression.
"Well boys...your luck's run out." said Balthier.
"Why's that?" barked Red. Balthier leaned over and pointed at the bowl now occupied by a dog as well as Rinoa who watched the dog eat.
"Aw...good boy Angelo!" she exclaimed, patting the dog on the head. "You deserve it." The three were absolutely shocked, their mouths gaping in shock. Balthier gave a quiet chuckle.
"Either way, a beast would've ben satisfied...tough luck boys." said Balthier with a grunt, lifting himself from the counter. "Maybe next time and here i thought they were smart..."