Guy: Do You Know Karatee? cause your Body's kickin!
Girl: Nah I'm not a Jackie Chan girl, more like James Bond *make gun with fingers* And I just shot you down
Guy: Hey! There's no smoking inside!
Girl: I'm..not smoking
Guy: Yes you are.
Girl: You'd be smoking too if a guy just crashed and burned in front of you
Guy: Did it hurt? When you fell down from Heaven?
Girl: Probably not as much as it'll hurt you when you rot in hell
Guy: Shoulder Count! 1,2 *counts his shoulders *3,4 Counts yours and ends up with arm around you*
Girl: My turn: 1,2 *counts cheeks* 3 *slaps his* 4 *uses his other to push yourself away*[ ok...that one was mean bt oh well.]
Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd but U and I together. Ok two options here. you could use the classic,
Girl: Really? Caue I'd put F and U together. [or you could use mine
OR]
Girl: really? U didn't even make it into my alphabet.
Guy: Are your feet tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day.
girl: I've been running all day? Well why stop now? *run away*
Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm___
Girl: You know all this talk of polar bears is making my shoulder cold. *Walk away from him only looking back to see if he understood what you said*
Guy: Do You have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
Girl: *Hands guy map and walks away*
Guy: I lost my phone number. . .can i have yours?
Girl: I'm sorry i seem to have lost mine too...Let me go find it *walk away as if looking for somethig*
Guy: I just lost my teddybear. . .so can you sleep with me?
Girl: No...but you can borrow mine *ask him to hand you your purse and spray the guy with mace* [I know its mean but it would be funny.]
 TheBatMango · Mon Jun 09, 2008 @ 03:29am · 6 Comments |
