Four. #4 heart There once was an unfortunate girl named Bec-E, she was unfortunate because she died then took over Bill-E's body causing quite a bit of confusion. Her name was really just Bec but now that she was in Bill-E's body Bec-E seemed to suit her a little better. She spent her time with Run Fast (AKA Bran AKA Barnabus) Kernel (the unfortunate boy who's eyes had been pulled out by a demon) Dervish (a former punk who had been Bill-E's uncle, AKWARD) and Grubbs who had been Bill-E's brother (double AKWARD, and since he was the one who killed Bill-E it was like, triple akward). So anyway the important thing was that Bec had died a long long time ago. Like a million years... And now she was Bec-E and stuck in the 21st century. Poor girl. So one day Grubbs and Kernel took her shopping. Well Grubbs took her shopping, Kernel thought they were at the zoo. "THIS IS A PLACE OF EVIL!!!" Bec-E screamed at the top of her lungs the moment she stepped into the mall. "It's just a mall Bec, chill" Grubbs said trying to calm her down, it didn't help that Kernel started screaming just then too. "A MALL!? You told me we were going to the zoo you cowardly son of a--" He was cut off by Grubbs hand which was now firmly placed over his mouth. He didn't see it coming (he could never see anything coming ever again) and was caught compleatly off guard; so much in fact that he fell on hit butt. Bec was still unconsolable, although she had lowered her voice, she was shaking and rocking back and forth on her heels muttering "Place of evil... Place of evil..." Grubbs felt the begining of a long headache filled day. Why had he told Dervish and Barnabus he could handle this himself? WHY? "Come on, let's just get this over with" Grubbs said with a meloncholy sigh.
FUNeral__xx · Mon Jun 23, 2008 @ 03:18pm · 1 Comments |