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Vogon Poetry
"Vogon poetry is of course the third worse in the Universe. The second worse is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a reception by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem 'Ode to a Small Lump of putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning' four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos os reported to have been 'disappointed' by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve-book epic entitled MY Favorite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestines, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leaped straight up his neck and throttled his brain.
The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England, in the destruction of the planet Earth.
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