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Pick the month you were born:

January- I made toast with
February- I slapped
March- I murdered
April- I looked at
May- I stared at
June- I took off my clothes with
July- I swung at
August- I stabbed
September- I shot
October- I made love to
November- I fought with
December- I threw

Now pick the day of your birth

1. A Penguin
2. A Giant kangaroo
3. A Woman with AIDS
4. A drunken man
5. A tape measurer
6. My Jacket
7. A soda can
8. My stuffed bunny
9. Your mom
10. The Easter Bunny
11. A football player
12. The tooth fairy
13. Some playdough
14. My teacher
15. A pebble
16. A DVD player
17. A pencil sharpener
18. The phone
19. My computer
20. Your house
21. Santa Clause
22. The Lamp
23. The pope
24. A nose
25. Mr. Incredible
26. A transvestite
27. A baker chef
28. Your hott dad
29. George Bush
30. A tape recorder
31. The printer

Now the SECOND letter of your LAST name

A- Because I like chocolate
B- Because I was bored
C- Because my pants were on too tight
D- Because I am a homosexual
E- Because I'm a sexy peguin
F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas
G- Because I like eggs
H- Because The world will end tomorrow
I- Because I Hit Santa
J- Because I was hungry
K- Because I like football
L- Because I was high
M- Because I was drunk
N- Because my mom told me to
O- Because fruit cakes fly
P- Because Im lonely
Q- Because tacos rule
R- Because It felt good
S- Because I saw Micheal Jackson naked
T- Because I hate school
U- Because I was drunk
V- Because I love slumber parties
W- Because it calms me
X- Because I like brownies
Y- Because It taste like chicken
Z- Because I stared at a pop can

Mine was: I made love to a penguin because I was drunk. lol

Now Post Your Result: