"My friend Sarah Vester and I were in 7th period Science today, when our teacher, Mr. Watts began to give us a lecture on how he could make our lives easy or hard... again. Sarah wrote me a note (we're allowed to write notes) saying how she hated how Mr. Watts repeated himself. Here's the basic convo. It was hillarious at the end, there were doodles and everything. blaugh ...You'll see, trust me."
Sarah: Here we go again...
Me: I know... grrr!
Sarah: I wish he would stop repeating himself!!
Me: Oh no! Now your're repeating yourself!!
Sarah: no, I said ere we go again, then I wish...
Me: No no, when you were at my house you were telling me how you hate how Mr. Watts repeats himself...
Sarah: That was three days ago, you can't count that!
Me: It was two days ago, and yes I can! So there!
Sarah: xp
Me: Whatever, you spoot-head!
Sarah: Waah, yoiu called me a spoot-head! crying
Me: Stop crying! Be a man!
Sarah: But... I'm not a man!!! crying crying
Me: Whatever, you big baby, moo! *poke*
Sarah: Are you calling me a cow? *pokes back*
Me: Yeah, what'cha gonna do about it, byotch?!?! *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke*
Sarah: Eat grass and poop on you!! (Insert picture of cow pooping on stick figure of me here.)
Me: *runs away* Aaaaah! Holy sh**!!! Literally!!
Sarah: Moo! (Translation: Hahaha, loser!!)
Me: *has a pile of poo on her head* You... stupid cow...
Sarah: Sorry, have some pee to wash it off... (Instert picture of cow peeing on stick figure of me here.)
Me: *dripping pee* I hate you...
Sarah: Moo moo!! (Translation: There's alot of grass here, you want some?)
(("Weird, right? I showed our teacher and he thought it was hillarious. Isn't he cool? Until next time, mongoloids!!" wink ) --Shadow
Shadow Xavior · Fri Sep 09, 2005 @ 08:28pm · 1 Comments |