it's here and will never die
"The band dropped off of the tour early, proclaiming that the reason they couldn’t continue was because they were in Chicago eating pizza, and claiming that it was the best pizza they had ever eaten. For this reason, HORSE the band recorded their EP, Pizza. The EP was released on September 5, 2006."
Imz Archie Andrews OrgasmicSuicide My Parents Dont love me Even thought they pay for my food and shelter, and schooling. I really hope you're being sarcastic. durrr my mom told me to go to bed but i was like NO WAY HITLER and i stabbed her with my linkin park pen. then i kick-flipped to indy grind on the cat
You Know You're Mexican If..
You have ever been hit by a chancla. You can play any sport wearing your chanclas. You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy." Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, You use your lips to point something out. You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis". Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment. You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music You call your sneakers "tenees". You have at least thirty cousins. You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food. You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!" Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving/Christmas. There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party. There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus. You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. You have a drunk uncle/aunt. You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio! You have ever had to tellyour kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold. You go to a wedding or Quinceanera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go. You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse. Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies. You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house. You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious. You need to point out how much something you just bought cost. You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now.
archie andrews · Sun Aug 24, 2008 @ 06:31pm · 0 Comments |