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Randomness is AWSOME!!

XxX_Haru16_XxX
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 @ 11:13pm

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	Nusery rhyme screw up questions If the cow can jump over the moon then why not the sun? Jack is nimble and jack is quick but why did he jump over the candle stick? What was humpty dumpty up on the wall if all he was going to do was make himself a scrambled egg?

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Tarumiya
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Tue Aug 26, 2008 @ 08:46am

simple questions = simple answers!!

-because cow is meat, and meat is murder, tasty tasty murder! hence he KNEW he'd be fried (literally as well) if he even tried jumping over the sun!

-because like most people, he had a major problem with pyromania. even if it risked his package, he knew that he could do nothing cooler in his life than jump over that candle stick...

-there's a problem out there these days, called teen depression and teen suicide. no one paid attention or even saw it coming.

so there you go! we are teaching young kids about animal murder, pyromania (and other interesting hobbies), and suicide!! we're so brilliant to subject them to it all now, ne?

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*laughs*
twas a ranting joke, so i was just kidding on all of this!!! xd

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