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There are 10 blondes and 1 brunette climbing a mountain...and all they have is a rope and they are all climbing up it to the top. The rope starts to break and the brunette who is at the top of the rope says that somebody needs to get off.The blondes all shake their heads that they wont get off...so the brunette gives a big elaborate speech on how she'll give her life to save the rest of the group, and the blondes loved it so much they decided to applaud her...

There was a blonde a brunette and a red-head in a boat and they got stranded on a cannibalistic island...tha cannibals said that the only way they wouldnt be eaten was if they went out on the island and found some fruit. So the red-head comes cack w/strawberries, the brunette comes back w/blueberries but the blonde was still searching. Then the cannibals said that they had to shove the fruit up their butt without making a noise.So the red-head goes first and after a while she starts to die from internal bleeding. Then the Brunette goes second and she does well but then she laughs...When they meet up in heaven the red-head says to the brunette "Why did you laugh, you could have lived?" The brunette then said "Because i saw the blonde with a pineapple."

A blonde a brunnette and a red-head where invited to come and sit in front of a magic mirror. They were told that they could recieve whatever they wanted, but the catch was that they had to say what they thought about themself...and if it were true then they could live...and if not then they would die...So the brunette went first and she says "I think im the prettiest girl i know" "Wrong!" the mirror said and the brunette died.The red-head went next and she said "I think im the smartest person i know" "wrong!" the mirro said again...and just like the brunette she died as well. Then the blonde walked in and said "I think-..." "Wrong!" the mirror said, and the blonde died