<b> Joker quotes </b>
♥Tell me.... Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale blue moonlight
♥I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
♥<b> Vicki Vale: </b> What do you want?
<b> Joker: </b> Oh, little song, little dance, Batman's head on a lance...
♥<b> Vicki Vale: </b> You're insane!
<b> Joker: </b> I thought I was a Pisces!
♥Where does he get those wonderful toys?
♥Never rub another man's rhubarb.
♥Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile
<b> Ivy quotes </b>
♥So many people to kill... so little time.
♥<b> Ivy: </b> There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.
<b> Batman: </b> Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
<b> Batgirl quotes </b>
♥<b> Batman: </b> And you are...?
<b> Batgirl:</b> Batgirl.
<b> Batman: </b> That's not very PC. What about Batwoman, or Batperson?
<b> Batgirl:</b> I found the Batcave.
<b> Robin: </b> I guess we'll just have to kill her.
<b> Robin quotes </b>
♥<b> Robin: </b> I want a car, chicks dig the car.
<b> Batman: </b> This is why Superman works alone.
♥I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.
♥<b> Robin: </b> I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.
<b> Ivy: </b> How about "slippery when wet?"
♥<b> Robin: </b> Holey rusted metal, Batman!
<b> Batman: </b> Huh?
<b> Robin: </b> The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
<b> Batman: </b> Oh.
<b> Batman quotes </b>
♥"Vicky, you're a great girl and I like ya a lot...but for right now, shut up."
♥<b> Dr. Chase Meridian: </b> Well I wish I could say that my interest in you was... purely professional.
<b>Batman: </b> You trying to get under my cape, doctor?
<b> Dr. Chase Meridian: </b> A girl can't live by psychoses alone.
<b. Batman: </b> It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.
<b> Dr. Chase Meridian: </b> What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, *oh*, black rubber.
♥<b> Dr. Chase Meridian: </b> You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?
<b. Batman: </b> I haven't had that much luck with women.
♥Bats aren't rodents
♥Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
♥Eat floor. [Throws Catwoman down.] High fiber.
♥Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
<b> Catwoman quotes </b>
♥Meow.
♥I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
♥Hello honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
♥A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
♥I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier.
♥Life's a b***h; now so am I.
<b> Penguin quotes </b>
♥My dear penguins, we stand upon a great threshold! It's alright to be scared; most of you won't be coming back. ((suicide version of march of the penguins... lol))
♥But when it comes down to it, who is holding the umbrella?
♥I believe the word you are looking for is "Aaahh"!
♥You're just jealous because I'm a real freak and you have to wear a mask.
♥You got to admit I played this stinking city like a harp from hell.
♥[to Catwoman] Just the p***y I was looking for!
♥[to Catwoman] You're beauty and beast.
♥Ahh, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
♥They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' them out on a slab!
<b> Riddler Quotes </b>
♥Now who in the right mind has bats on the brain?
♥Riddle me this, and riddle me that: who is afraid of the big, black bat?
♥For if knowledge is power, then a GOD AM *I*! [pauses] Was that over the top? I can never tell.
♥You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights!
♥Tell the fat lady she's on in five.
<b> Mr. Freeze Quotes </b>
♥Tonight, hell freezes over!
♥You're not sending ME to the COOLER!
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