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Okay, I'm bored, so I'm giving YOU, yes, YOU... no, no, Him, yeah, that guy, second row, third seat in on the left... MY LEFT! I'm giving YOU a chance to win two hundred gold on NAME THAT MOVIE! A quote-knowing game. You can only guess on one quote, you must show the name of the movie and the character's name. There shall be only ten winners... The almighty Tay has spoken! Begin!
1.
"I'm not finished. Before we let you leave, your commander must
cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between
his legs, and kiss his own a**."
2.
"We'll bury his shoes because his feet are still in them and they're the only part of him that makes sense anymore."
3.
"They're coming for you Barbara..."
4.
"I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. The day may come when the courage of Men fails; when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship; but it is not this day -- an hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the Age of Man comes crashing down -- but it is not this day!!! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth -- I bid you stand!"
5.
"Shut up! Shut up! My brother's dead, you psychotic b***h! You book ruined my life! You're just a lonely, old, pathetic drug addict!"
6.
"Attention, attention citizens. Terrible news. There's still no sign of
Santa Claus. Although the impostor has been shot down, it looks like
Christmas will have to be canceled this year. I repeat the impostor has been
shot down but there's still no sign ......"
7.
"It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same ********' sport. Foot massages don't mean s**t."
8.
"You know dicks have drive and clarity of vision. But they're not clever. They smell p***y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p***y and have brought your two little mincy f*****t balls along for a good old time. But you've got you're parties muddled up. There's no p***y here. Just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. You're a little p***k. You're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And you're two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got 'REPLICA' written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle .50 written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now, ******** off!"
9.
"It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty-cubic-inch plant. Cop springs. Cop shocks. Cop suspension. Con tires. It was a model made before catalytic converters, so it runs on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
10.
"Oh, that good for nothin dog of yours, got his little a** in the living room and acted a damn fool, that's what happened."
 amour_et_paix_enfant · Thu Oct 06, 2005 @ 10:39am · 1 Comments |
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