"Honest to blog?"
What is it with blogs? I don't ever journal on Gaia, but I wonder--what the hell? Who came up with a blog and why is it called a blog? I'm pretty sure it's the same thing as a journal, but why would anyone decide to call it a blog? It sounds like something Jabba the Hutt would call his son (granted anyone had any courage mind to bear his son and live).
I can come up with fifteen things that rhyme with BLOG and put it into a poem. Watch me:
Ode to the Blog
What the ******** is a blog?
It sort of rhymes with frog
Acutally, it does rhyme with frog
and also with dog
let's add a little Minimog
the mini-moogle of Log
he records your data into a log
not a tree log,
but a journal log,
like what I am writing in is a journal log
he records your data in this log
next time you play you don't swear like a hog
my friend had a hog
Jimmy the hog
he was a pig but really a hog
half pig half boar is a hog
I mean, honest to blog
he was really a hog
not fat, but skinny white hog
he is a dead hog
I sleep and see him in the fog
our Jimmy Dean sausages hog
screaming like a devil dog
He told us he came from Prague
the heaven for hogs
void of any shetland sheepdogs
but this is only the prologue
to a bigger story about what rhymes with BLOG
enjoy my corny poetry.
