Just showing this because I thought it had a sense of accuracy. Eh eh eh, sorry if anyone ends up somewhat in a "LOLWHUT? :/" or "WTF? o_o" state.
RETARD TEST
[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blonde
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[x] You sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 11
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
so far: 14
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
so far: 19
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug by accident
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 24
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break/lose a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
total: 31
Multiply this by three and it is your percent!
31x3= 93%
;>>
Wow. I'm quite surprised ((well, I was at first, but not anymore)). o_o
But anyways. Yep. That's definitely me.
THE THINGS THAT WERE LIKE, "You just ______-WHATEVER!" Yea, I really did do those things before I went on to the next marker. Um...yea, it was very unexpected for me....didn't suspect a thing....
The "You have jumped out of a moving vehicle" thing.... I ALMOST DID THAT. Almost, twice in my life. I had to ask my dad this before I went onto the next marker. XD
And lastly, on the "You have eaten a bug by accident..." Um, yea. I know of at least one time, the most notable time. In Mexico, Mexico City, when me & my cousin were going to the market...I had my mouth open, and a fly just zoomed in. Then I swallowed & gagged myself with it. My cousin didn't notice a thing. o_o
IT WENT DOWN MY THROAT PEOPLES!!! Sometimes I wonder whether the fact I lke froggies has gotten to me or not...
*does the retard dance*
DaisyRaseniji, over and out! |:]
 StrawBerry_Eve · Sun Feb 01, 2009 @ 10:15am · 2 Comments |
