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So I have this friend some of you have met. And we've been through everything together. We haven't even met irl yet, but we're totally planning it soon. She means so much to me, she's so amazing and great. She's one of my asian persuasians. Our laughs and tears and....well, if you read on you'll understand. I LOVE YOU IVY♥. She also wrote about our friend Andy. Who's in a gay closet [shhhh, inside joke] We support him with support hugs. I LOVE YOU IVY && ANDY♥.
To mister ntz ntz ntz andy ravioli batman and my bubble rebel banana pancake savvysavvsav
kay, ive been meaning to write this since, like, Christmas or something but never really got around to it because i am the biggest procrastinator on the face of this earth :’D
but seriously you guys are like, two of the most important people in my live, and I just wanted to write this for you guys cos since of the whole friggin distance thing i’m not able to give you guys like hugs and tell you I love you and such every single day, the way I do for most of my best friends.
but I can honestly say that I love you guys to death, and I really couldn’t picture my life at all without you guys. you’re the ones I look forward to getting on aim and SA every day. Usually when I tell someone that anytime I’m down and I talk to them, I’m instantly cheered up, I never honestly, 100% mean it. But with you 2, if I’m in a major depression, just seeing your name brings like a huge grin to my face, ‘cos you two are definitely my favorite people on earth, ever.
I just want you to know that I appreciate you guys so much, and I’m there for you if you ever need me because you two have been the most spectacular friends ever and have always been there when I needed a shoulder to cry on, or when I hear something funny and wanna share it with you, or if I just need to b***h out and vent.
You guys put up with so much s**t with me and I seriously seriously seriously adore both of you <77777777777777777777777777777 (because 3 is nowhere near enough D:<
I’m a pothead, and you two are my crack <3 I honestly could not survive without you guys, and I love you two so freaking dang much it’s sick. just completely sick.
Ohkeydokey now for the separate letter thingies O:
SAVAANNA SAVVY SAVY SAVVVVVY SAV .
Okay, I’ve known you for like what over a year, right ? and I can just say that I completely love love love, adore, love, adore, love you. So much. You are ALWAYS there for me no matter what when I wanna b***h or vent or laugh or cry, even though my problems are such a small fraction compared to yours. You don’t get pissed at how I’m a huge bitchy drama queen at all, except you actually encourage me to b***h to you about my pointless crap when you have so many better things to do and worry about. You seriously amaze me savanna. Allt he time. You are so kind and such an incredible friend when I don’t deserve it at all, it’s sickening.
Remember that one time, when I got all pissed at you for that stupid pointless thing ? god, I was such a b***h, but you took me right back and started acting like we were besties all over again. I don’t deserve anything you do to me savanna, seriously, I don’t deserve you at all. You are such a kind, caring girl, and you always make time for me and you’re so selfless and you care so much about others when YOU should be the one you should be worrying about. You always put others before you even if they treat you like s**t, and you are just honestly this amazingly kind sweet girl, who’s like my guardian angel < 3 I seriously can’t wait until you come here, that would be the best day of my life, I swear.
I can talk to you about anything and you always understand because you just have this amazing good hear tan dsoul , you literally have a heart of gold. And diamonds. And rubies.
–steals your heart and sells it and becomes rich and buys a mansion where we can live in with ponies and andy and gay guy prostitutes-
But no seriously, you are so understanding and caring, and you always just get me, even if my problems are so incredibly petty and pointless in comparison with yours. I can never be as good a person as you savanna, never. I adore you. I love you. I adore you. I lovee you so much.
But on a happier, brighter note, haha, I love all our laughs and jokes :’D Bubble panckes (LOL I mean bubble rebels) and and and jack johnson haters (except not really) and panburners and and and pancake burners forerverr <3 and lovers of andy and james foreve and eve and eve ! and and and and we’ll go over to andys house and beat him with a stick until he’s gay ahahahahahah, and then, and then, we’ll drag marvin to las Vegas even though he doesn’t elive there anymore and become strip pole dancers, and we’ll gamble and strip and earn kaching kaching bling bling bling (wtf right._. ) on poker tables and then possibly rape gay bartenders (HOT ones) and then beat hot straight guys with our poles that we poledance on until they turn gay too. And then we’ll go scream the doodlehead story on cnn to the world and people will be like wtf but the people who know what a doodle Is will go wtf ew.
And then well go over to jack johnsons house and then throw banana pancakes at him and then run away and and and then we’ll dingdongditch syao and then serenade james with j**z in my pants. And then we’ll rape andy and and and then kidnap him and climb onto the Eiffel tower and hold him ransom and then leave him there and get a ride on king kong and then we’ll fly off into the sunset and go rape gay guys.
AND THEN WE’LL LOVE EACH OTHER FOREVE AND EVE AND EVE AND EVE AND EVE BECAUSE THE END OF FOREVER IS NEVER SO YOU SAY FOREVE BECAUSE I SAID SO BEYOTCH.
Basically, all of this just means.
I LOVE YOU SAVAANAAA.
SO FREAKING DANG MUCH.
<7777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 to the power of andy’s gayness.
Which is like, infinity.
The end love <77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
Love,
Until jack Johnson stops singing songs about random breakfast foods,
Mizzzivy kuo.
OMG P.S. DID YOU KNOW I JUST THOUGHT WE SHOULD MAKE A SONG FOR JAMES. WAFFLESAUCE. BANANAPANCAKES. OMG. WE SHOULD MAKE LIKE A SONG TO THE TUNE OF BANANA PANCAKES, BUT ITS CALLED WAFFLESAUCE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. AND OMG. THATD BE SO EPIC. AND ADD A COUPLE RANDOM “ j**z IN MY PANTS” HERE AND THERE AND THAT WOULDB E LIKE THE HIT O FTHE CENTURRY HOLLY s**t.
A SONG WITH PANCAKES /AND/ j**z /AND/ WAFFLES OMGGGG I LOVE YOU SAVAANANANAAA
ANDYKINZ.
Omg.
Omg.
Andy.
Andy.
OMG.
Okay seriously where can I start. Ok remember how we met over summer ? youre seriously the only person I’m even interested in talking in that I met so long ago. Other people that I’ve met around august/September, I’m just like ew I don’t want to talk to them. But because youre just so fantastically jizzily awesome awesome cool, I’m still like OMGGGGGGG ANDY ANDY ANDY whenever you’re online because it may not seem like it (well it probably does ahah) but I’m usually freaking out inside when I’m talking to you.
Because I mean HELLO it IS –THE- mister andy ravioli fuzzy avacado pumpkin head batman bastur (I think there was more but im too lazy to remember ahaha cos its like 1;30 am O: -hump-)
But seriously I adore you so much its sicckkeeeninggg. Sickkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeennniiiiiiiiiingggggg omg. You are seriously, like, a celebrity in my eyes. You’re so adorable and nice and lovable and funny and sweet. You’re like, the nicest person on the planet, I swear. I honestly do think you are the nices,t purest person on the planet. You make me want to be abetter person cos sometimes , the way you act, you’re like, a freaking angel or something. You’re my nun, betch.
No but seriously, I know how I aways tease you about like being a nun and such, but I honestly loovee that you’re so sweet and nice unlike all the other jerkarses with doodles, on this planet. You are honestly one of a kind, and I wouldn’t change you for anything.
Whenever I’m feeling depressed, like the most depressed-of-depressed-I’ve-ever-felt, whenever I see the name superlink--- or andy--- , I mentally freak out and I get the adrenaline rush. I think maybe this is what feeling in love is like, except without the in part, haha. So I’m love with you.
:’D
It’s scary how much I love you, but yet I have no feelings at all as more than a friend towards you. I think if I liked you just a bit more, I’d be in love with you. But the weird thing is every im I sent you, or every message I sent you, I’m loving you more and more.
I can talk to you about anything, and you’re just seriously one of the most amazing people ever. I think about you all the time,a nd whenever I’m down I just think the word andy and I cheer back up, because you’re you know, YOU. You’re THE andy.
Who wouldn’t be all cheerful and happy whenever you come in their minds ?
Gah sorry I’m kind of babbling in this, I’m sorry, it’s like 1;30 and I’m pretty tired and I’m always like ;aslkdfj;asdf; just thinking about you because I love you so much :’D
The day you come here and we go skipping around the mall arm in arm and drinking our starbucks and checking out gay guys and dancing to ntz ntz ntz music (with savanna of course) will no doubtedly be the best day of my life, ever.
But since I’m so selfish, I’m gonna go shopping with you alone before I take savanna, mwahhwhawh :’D
I can go from hella depressed to feeling absolutely hunky-dory in a split second because of you. You’re like, my sun. <777777. I hope that probablyd oesnt freak you out. I think all of this has freaked you out already. Like, you were probably freaked out by the end of the first sentence. I’m sorry andy >< but I really do care aboutyou, a whole freaking lot.
But yeah, I love you as much as my best friends that actually go to my school, because you’re just the funniest, sweetest, kindest, easy to talk to, amazing friend ever. You’re my favorite boy on earth andy, did you know that ? :] and I have so much more to write and so many mor ewords, but I’m afraid I’ll just say “I love you” like a thousand times and you’ll be like wtf and drop me LOL. But yeah seriously, I adore you and I love you mr. andy batman. And I hope we can be friends forever, because that’s been my 11;11 wish every day since our “slumber party” ahahhaha. I wouldn’t change you for the world, and I’d give everything just to even meet you one day.
I actually daydream about meeting you, and anytime I think of you I just start grinnin’ like a fool razz
I actually have daydreams about driving up to where you work and asking for you, and buying something and seeing if you recognize me or not. And when you do I’d just give you this huge hug and I’d be the happiest person ever on earth, I promise you. I’d rather meet you than metro station or a really really really sexy genuinely gay guy or Mitchell davis or anyone at all. If I met you, I’d be blushing and stammering so much it wouldn’t even be funny, because that’s always what I do around good-looking guys, and I’d just feel so shy and awkward around you because that’s how I am around A M A Z I N G people. Spectacular, fantastic, terrific people. Indescribable people that I love amazingly. I just hope we’re friends forever and ever and ever, and I appreciate you so much andy, every single im we send, I’m thanking god for having you in my life.
I think you’re the first boy ever I’ve cared for and liked so much without having any romantic feelings towards whatsoever. I LOVEE YOU.
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and I know you probably don’t even love me, or maybe not even like me that much as a friend maybe, but for the first time ever, I don’t mind that someone I like a lot, likes me less than them. I think it’s because you’re so darn special that having you just say hi to me makes me feel incredibly lucky. I honestly don’t deserve you at all, never ever ever, so I think even just saying hi to you makes my day. it does. Our conversations are usually always the highlight of my day <3Andy batman you are truly one unique person and I love you to the stars, if that makes any sense.
I consider you one of my true best friends, and I want to stay that way forever. And ever. And ever. And ever. To the end. Until all the gay guys die. Which will never happen because savanna nad I will continue beating hot str8 guys with sticks until they go gay.
I love you andy batman, so much.
Oh, p.s. did you know every time with skype I start blushing and I get all shy and awkward and stuttery ? O: just like in my dream where you came to my house ? in the dream I was like HOLY s**t THIS IS ANDY. And any time we talk on cam that’s the same way I feel, and you probably can’t tell, but I’m spazzing out so much.
Oh , btw, a coupla days ago, I was wondering what I should name this cute white teddy bear thing I got from circus circus over winter break lmao and I just thought, andy. Andys such a perfect name for a teddy bear, don’t you think ? and if I get a cute shaggy little golden retriever one day, I’d name it after you. Because that’s just so perfect.
I LOVE YOU ANDY.
SO MUCH D:<
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Love, forever and always and always until the end of gay guys,
Ivy <3
p.s. andy, I think the first time I talked to you in your live, when we were talking about macaroni grill and and like, and like, sweet tomatoes and olive garden, I think the instant I talked to you, I loved you. Mhm, tha’s right. You have made such a huge impact on my life, and it hink you’ve helped me evolve into a brighter, more optimistic and happier person. I think I’ll remember you when I’m like 82 with like 2349832 children and married to a gay prostitute. I’d be like “andy batman ? awww. I still love him.” I swear I would.
I’d never forget you everrr ever ever :]
I’m just so glad we’re friends, so incredibly glad :’] just remember I’m always here for you, no matter what, if you ever wanna talk about anything, I’m always here. It’s the least I can do for everything you’ve done for me.
 nangal · Mon Feb 09, 2009 @ 08:20am · 1 Comments |
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