"Lister, I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins."
"Y'what! You walked in there, wrote 'I am a fish' 400 times, did a funny little dance and fainted!"
"That is a complete and total lie."
"No its not, Peterson told me."
"'No its not Petersen told me' If you must no what I did was wrote a discourse on porous circuits that was simply too radical, too unconventional for the examiners to accept."
"Yeah, you said you were a fish."
Conversation between David Lister and Arnold Judas Rimmer
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