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~ ~ *Spira Summoners Anonymous* ~ ~
Welcome, all you summoners. This is a place where the weary summoner can come to once they’ve finished their pilgrimage…or when they feel like quitting. There are some ground rules, however, that must be addressed. Please make sure to follow them and no one will be harm…
1) A summoner is defined as the summoner and her guardians. Only three guardians may accompany you in a room.
1a) Yuna, I’m sorry-but six is way too many. I don’t care that one of them’s your boyfriend and another’s your cousin. You just can’t have six in a room. THREE is the cut off. This room isn’t big enough.
1b) No, I will not lift that. Tell Kimahri that he isn’t allowed near me with that lance.
2) No weapons allowed.
2a) Can Kimahri not read? NO WEAPONS!
3) No recreation may be endorsed.
3a) that means no blitzball, Wakka
4) No recreation may be endorsed. I’m gonna deflate that if you bring it in again, Wakka.
5) Absolutely no weapons. I’ve stated this already Rikku. No, you may not bring in daggers or bombs or anything that you can use as weapon. Don’t even try to bring it in by putting it down your shirt-I’LL KNOW.
6) If you have any friends, that’s great. But no more than three guardians may enter.
6a) there’s a lobby for a reason, people.
6b) no, weapon’s are not allowed there either
6c) Wakka, give me that Blitzball-I know it was you who brought it. Don’t blame it on Tidus.
7) Dolls are allowed.
7a) Dolls that are weapons are not allowed. Sorry Lulu.
7b) why the hell would you bring a CACTUS IN?!
7c) Oh…his name’s Cactuar, huh?
7d) HE CAN’T COME IN ANYMORE! He destroyed my television set when it played a preview for a Mary Kate and Ashley show. It’s never allowed in the vicinity ever again!
8 ) No smoking
8a) I doubt any of you smoke anyways…
8b) don’t smoke ever…it will hurt your lungs…
9) No drinking
9a) I doubt any of you drink…
9b) Kimahri, you’re never allowed to drink again…I don’t want to see you breaking out at a karaoke bar singing ‘Real Emotion’ ever again…
10) Do not CURSE
10a) Unless you’re Kimahri…it’s funny when you curse…
10b) okay…that’s destroyed…Kimahri killed someone…
11) No name calling and no sexual inuendos
11a) that is mainly there for Wakka and Tidus
11b) Wakka, don’t even make advances for Lulu…did you forget what happened already?
11c) Tidus…just deal with the fact that you’ll never be with Yuna…we’ve accepted it…wait…YOU’RE ALIVE AFTERALL?!
12) when coming to a meeting, you must speak
12a) unless you’re Kimahri, in which case, only speak when you want to
12b) …AURON…are you alive?
12c) okay, good-just checking
12d) wait, you’re not? … AWKWARD
And that’s all for now. If I feel the summoner’s anonymous (which isn’t really anonymous) needs more rules, they shall be attached later.
ADDED
13) No love scenes in the middle of the meetings...
13a) dammit, what did I just say?!
Figaahra,
Director, Praetor in charge of Temple of Besaid
 master-of-snow · Tue Mar 24, 2009 @ 06:51am · 0 Comments |
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