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It's from the book series called Midnighters, so if you haven't read it, then it won't make any sence what so ever! The Midnighters, start a blog!
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Melissa 10-13-08
Depresion...Dark...Tunnel...Oh look a pizza!
Here is a haiku I wrote
I like Rex, a lot
Pizza tastes good with white-out
I know what you're thinking (what you're thinking is that that last line had 6 sylables instead of 5)
Wow! I'm a talented mindcaster (and a poet)
Theres a word for people like me... (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Okay, fine mabey Dess wrote that(-:
Jessica says hi.
She is so 11:59!
Johnathon says "I can fly!"
Rex says Johnathon's an idiot.
Jessica says no.
Rex says yes.
Jessica says no.
Rex says yes.
Jessica says no.
Rex says yes.
Jessica says no.
Rex says yes.
Jessica says no.
Rex says yes.
No, I didn't accutally type that, i copied and pasted it...
Johnathon says that Jessica says that Dess says that Rex says that jess is a giult-free snack.
Don't ask.
So, ofcourse you have to ask...
I know what you're thinking...
Mwaa haa haa haa
Dess says that was lame.
Rex agrees.
Hey!
I have to go kill rex now,
Bye!
That was a smilie face because thats totoally something that goth mindcasters out on their blog comments(-:
I'm really acuallt going now...
Bye...
Hi again!
Dess is mad at me cuz while I was gone she typed this amazigly long thing about how annoying I am and i just deleted it.
HEY! JOHNATHON gET AWAY FROM...
shujkmauLKUYFKMYLluyfkurfskummy5t865198k74#8thwv...
Melissa (again) Hola!!
I wrote anther haiku!!
Jessica is weird
She followed a nice (not) cat
I tried to posses her but there wasen't anything up there to work with.
I know, its so not 11:59 (unlike Jessica)
That gives me another idea for a haiku!!
11:59
Describes Jessica very well
I don't like how jessica tastes (becasue I know) and she dosen't konw the color of the moon, that is SO 11:59!
it just came to me!!
well bye
Jessica 10-14-08
Hi everybody! Since Melissa just posted that incredibly long thing, I want to show you that all Mindnighters aren't as insane as she is.
Dess agrees, exceot for Rex, and Johnathon, and Jessic...HEY!
Johnathon says that he likes to hold my hand.
Melissa says thats akward.
Rex agres.
Dess says i spelles agrees wrong.
I agree.
Melissa's writing another haiku about me
Flashlights burn my eyes
it hurts really really bad
She is soooo 11:59
Rex says that that last line had 9 slyables
Melissa threatened to write a haiku about him.
Rexshaut up.
Melissa did it anyway.
Rex is a goth nerd
I know what he is thinking
He's thinking that I am such a (there's a word for people like you -beeeeep-) and Dess is agreeing and I'm smacking him and THIS LINE TOTOALLY HAS MORE THAN FIVE SYLABLES (I think) I'll have dess count for me...
Johnathon says that was a stupid hakiu.
Rex thinks it was the best ever.
Melissa says that Rex was looking for an excuse to dissagree with Johnathon.
Dess says we should all go watch Monty Python's Holy Grail.
Everyone agrees (But Rex and Johnathon have a shocked moment while thay give eachother the "ohmigosh-we-actually-agree-on-something" look)
But I don't have to go yet.
I actually still have plenty of time...
Because rex need to read the DVD intruction manual first.
Johnathon looks like he's going to explode, I'd better go make sure he stays in one peice.
Because, seriously, what good is a flying boyfriend when he's lying in peices all over your computer.
Bye...
(to be continued)
Rex 10-15-08
OK, people, so obviously, I'm the coolest midnighter ever...
Im the very wonderful seer...
Melissa agrees.
Dess doesn't.
Jessica says that Johnathon wants to kil me.
Johnathon says...(the dots are for suspense)...that he wants to kill me.
(All gasp in shock)
You should hear me sing...
I bet that's the true reason that seers were always the leaders...
Because we sing so well...
It just comes with the talent, I guess..
Dess says I'm getting a big head but I don't know what she means because you'd think i'd notice if my head suddenly grew...
Oww!! Now my head is growing!! (Where Dess hit me it!)
Jessica says that I am an amazing singer.
By the way, if anyone knows what helium is (and how it affects singing) please email me () -seriosly!-
EMAIL ME!!
Melissa says to email her to ()
Jessica says to e-mail her at
Jonathen doesn't know how to make an e-mail.
Bye
Jessica 10-16-08
HI! Jessica here! I'm at my house!
I'm sick of Melissa writing cruddy poems about me so I'm going to write one about her!
Hi. I'm Jessica.
Mellisa has issues.
Look here she comes now!...OW!
She just hit me with a pole!
Anyway...her and Rex are going out! I personally think that kids our age shouldn't be going out... HI Johnathan!
He says hi.
Rex and Melissa just entered... holding hands.
Melissa is sooo odd. Yesterday there was a rush to get out of school and she was running around saying,'' Don't touch me!Don't touch me!'' Over and over agien.
Jonathen just said something to Rex.
Rex just...well... never mind instead of handling it like men they are now on the ground fighting each other like...well like 3yr old girls.
Oh well... Hey Rex you cannot use that lamp as a shield.
Jonathen get away from that!
I gotta go...Bye!
Dess 10-17-08
All of us are back together again!! (sarcastic cheeriness...Yeah right!)
Jessica says that shes cheating on Johnathon...shes found a new man, Dan. (If you dont get this please email! (actually email anyway!))
Jessica also says "NO one emails the person who creates the website. Thats so stupid!" ( If you agree, please email!)
Jessica also says "I didn't mean for you to type that!" (PLEASE EMAIL!)
Rex says that you should email me!
Sorry, that was so short, but we have to go. Also Jess would like to have a word with you guys!
Hi guys! I found an awsome way to make Dess mad! Call her Dessica! She hates it! I wonder why anyway see you all soon!
 Pure Rose Artemis · Fri Mar 27, 2009 @ 11:15pm · 0 Comments |
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