*PLEASE NOTE*
I was just being retarded with my friends here and i dont mean all of this stuff. And plus their strangers so who cares.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i'm gay
You: be gay with me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: *whips out c**k*
You have disconnected.
You: hello
Stranger: Want some candy?
You: yes!!
Stranger: Alright! It's in my van. Crawl in, it's toward the front.
You: okay....
Stranger: Do you see it?
You: sorta
Stranger: Should be like, right there.
You: i found it!!
Stranger: Alright! Want a puppy?
You: yeah
You: >.>
You: <.<
Stranger: Here you go kiddo, I've already called your mom, she said you could have one.
You: woah you know my mom?
Stranger: Of course. She's a nice lady. Met her in the supermarket.
Stranger: Here's a bag of food for the pup.
You: okay thanks
Stranger: Now, run along home and tell your Henry the Happy ***** said hello
You: okay.....
You: thanks magical gay ninja
You: helloooooo
Stranger: hellooooooo
You: lol wanna cyber?
Stranger: yeap
You: OMFG YOU PERV!!!
You: what up
Stranger: hi
You: dude say what up like some goon yo
Stranger: wat?
You: ******** YOU'
Stranger: hey
You: HELLOO
You: fine ignore me!!! Dx
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BABY COME BACK!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: do you smoke?
Stranger: no.
You: dont lie
You: lying is a sin
You: tell the truth
Stranger: You cannot deny the fact that I am an aeroplane.
You: i dont know what that is but what i DO know is that you smoke
You: you're hurting the planet and your lungs!!!!!
Stranger: i do not smoke. you are extremely insolent.
You: whatever
You: you're masking words up
You: SO SHUT UP
You have disconnected.
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: glad to talk with you
You: I'M NOT INTERESTED WITH YOU'RE SEX TALK
You: BE GONE!!!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyy asl?
You: 96 m alaska
You: DATS RIGHT IM YO GRAMPA FOO!!!!!
You have disconnected.
Okay so the second veriosn will come soon....i hope lol
 Officially Asian · Mon May 25, 2009 @ 01:05am · 2 Comments |
