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Me:
Ohayo! o.o
God:
Have you ever been to Europe? Oh.
Me:
Nope, have you?
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
Whats it like there?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
******** face
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
My name is ******** face
God:
It's good to meet you, ******** face.
Me:
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME NAMES?!
God:
Your name is ******** face.
Me:
NO ITS NOT!
God:
What is your real name? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
MY REAL NAME IS f*****t!!
God:
How are you, f*****t.
Me:
DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
b*****d
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
Yes I am you mother ******** piece of s**t
God:
Ayuh. Good gossip: you are me mother ******** piece of s**t.
Me:
Arrr!! So you be a Pirate then too?
God:
Can we get back to business? Interesting deduction. OK I will try to be a Pirate.
Me:
YAY
God:
I'm glad your impressed, f*****t.
Me:
sad