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Call me Meals!
Amelia:
Alexa! Like every guy on Gaia is attracted to her voice!
That makes mister Bickel's very angry... XDDD

Alexa:
Us: -Walk into meadow- we find amelia cleaning the unicorns with windex before we even got there... why are u here..... Never mind anyways.
Ronald McDonald: Tee~hee.
Us: did you hear somthing???
Alanis: NOpe, -licks unicorns- you taste magical..... give mE YO POWWER!
Izzy: I'mm gonna molest teh unicorns D:<< (Jkayy Lol.)
Alexa: -Gets on unicorn- GO KILL MII MINIONS!
ronald McDonald: ........ Oh.......... s**t.........
Amelia: i sence a disturbence......
Us: There he is........... KILL HIM! - we all jump on unicorns, fluying in teh air, spitting Ronald McDonald-
Ronald McDoanld: - Drowns in spit-
Teh End :]

Alexa:
-Walk into a store surrounded by ugly Kali-gear sketcher-
-Evil music plays, dun dun dun dun DOON-
Amelia: So many! ugly shoes! MUst CLEAN! -pulls out windex sprays everywehre, sprays ugly guy in teh face-
Ugly Guy: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" -JUmps out window-
Alanis: "OMG finally Food and clothes thank god" -eats shoes and puts them on her head foot and arms-
Izzy: "Ahhhhhhh! does karaote on shoes-
Me: "OMG These shoes are ugly, ew fashion no!" -spits on shoes
Mwhahah Teh End :]

Alexa:
Old Hag: -Walks by, Falls on ground choking on BBQ chiken-
Amelia: -Points and laughs and srays old hags eyes with windex and runs away-
Alanis: -Walks up to old hag- Hey Old lady? can i have your BBQ chiken when ur done... yeeah thanks......
Isabelle: Omg! look she dropped... a penny -dives for penny- MINNNE ALL MIIINE!!!!!
Alexa: Ummmm i think shes toooooo old -walks across street picks up a flower and a piece of cardboard, writes R.I.P. on teh cardboard and puts flowr on top of choking lady-
Old hag: -Gags, chokes-
Alanis: .........so............ what should we do now............
Amelia: Omg to much blood everywhere -starts to clean up mess with her windex that appearas out of no where all the time-
Us: -Push teh old hags body close to a cliff-
Old Hag: This This This........ -cough cough- is is -cough cough- Madness!!!!
Us: Madness??? THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!! -Kicks off clift into unknow darkness. we all look down seeing that it wasnt darkness..... it was acutally only a curb on teh side of teh street-
Old Hag: YOu rotten children im im im gonna im gonna -cough cough- -Dies-
Us: -pushes body into middle of street-
Teh End....
i bet you can guess what happens after shes in teh middle of teh street...... CA-BOOM!!!




Alexa:
Ugly Nerd with hot dog: "-Walks up to us- i will stain your clothes with this hot dog of wonders!!! -drool and hot dog dripping from his mouth-"
Amelia: "damn b***h you ugly!"
Izzy: "-Gasp, Stares at hotdog with horror- No don't stain Mii beautiful clothes! -pointing a fingure at him-"
alanis: "-Starts to try and eat teh hot dog in his hand-"
Alexa: "-Pushes loser into a wall, then throws him into teh video game section-"
Us: "-We all push him into a new game system where you can teleport andbe in teh game-"
Amelia: "-Puts in mortal combat GAme-"
-We all get teleported into teh game where there is no escape-
Ugly Nerd with hot dog: "where, Where are we???"
Video game: "Round 1... FIGHT!"
-Weapons appear out of no where in front of all of us, izzy getting a pitch fork, alanis getting a chainsaw, amelia getting a GIANT sword, me getting a scythe, and Ugly Nerd with hot dog gets a non sharpended pencil..... with noooo eraser!!!!
-Ugly Nerd with hot dog: "i will kill you all with teh might of mii mighty pencil -throws pencil up into teh air, it falls back down stabbing him in teh eye- OUCHH!!!"
Us: "-Laugh, Point, and stare-
Video Game: "Finish Him"
Us: "-We all jump up stabbing, hitting, punching, kicking, stabbing, hitting, punching, kicking, stabbing, hitting, punching, kicking, stabbing, hitting, punching, kicking, stabbing, hitting, punching, kicking, stabbing, hitting, punching, kicking, stabbing, hitting, punching, kicking, and of course throwing dead babies at him-"
Ugly Nerd with hot dog: "-Dies-"
Us: "We won teh battle because THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!"
-Game teleports us out of teh game-
Us: "We 4 hot dogs on teh floor finding out they were'nt hot dogs..... they were dead babies in hot dogs...... -we all DEVOUR it-
Teh End :]

Alexa:
Acne guy: "*Walks over to our table, Drools ALL over teh Food* GAh."
Us: "WTF DUDE! *Kicks in crotch, face, stomach, Slaps, back hand slaps, then drop kicks him, body slams, face slams on the table, out of no where dora comes in with a chainsaw for one min. on our side and not trying to kill us, rips of hes fingers one by one, rips mii bead necklace off and strangles him with it, spits on face, flips off, Jacks a dead baby throws at guy, while screaming in horror. WE silentsly walk away thinking no one saw us*
Police: "Hey you kids, STOP stupid children!"
Us: "*Screaming in HOrror running up hte escolader finding out were going up the down escolader tehn going up the up elscolater, (idk how to spell it) and then we jump of off the roofs landing on a jumper out of no where.* Ronald macdonalds and baring are in the jumping.
Barney And Rondald: "Hey kids want some candy?? its in mii car.... go and get it..."
Us: "*Kicks in crotch, face, stomach, Slaps, back hand slaps, then drop kicks him, body slams, face slams on the table, out of no where dora comes in with a chainsaw for one min. on our side and not trying to kill us, rips of hes fingers one by one, rips mii bead necklace off and strangles him with it, spits on face, flips off, Jacks a dead baby throws at guy, while screaming in horror*
The End :]

Amelia:
-Barney and Ronald Mcdonald show up at our front door-
-We open it- O-o"
Barney and Ronald: "Hey kiddies! You've just won! Oooooooooonnnnneeeeee BILLION DOLLARS!!!!!"
Us: "*0*"
Barney and Ronald: "Now you can have it but it's on our car. ;333"
Us: " O__o"
Ronald: "Go get or i'll rape you here. -__-"
Barney whipers to Ronald...."STFU!!!! We don't want them to know already!!! D:<<<"
Ronald: "Aw screw you bishes!"
Us: "Kicks in "Ball of FIIIIRREEE!" punches man boobs, O-o" b***h slaps, goes kung fooooooooooo!!! then grabs the REAL gun and shoots them in the head. :333"
Us: "Hurry hide the BODDIIIIIIEEESSSS!!!! Before they find out there gone. O-o;"
Yeah. That's all I could think of. I sorry. ]:





 
 
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