random joke: a whit guy,a black guy,and a retarded guy are captured by indians.
they each get 1 wish and a chance of freedom. if they fail they r skinned and made into a canoe.the white guy asks for a gun,he quickly runs outta ammo and is skinned and is amde into a canoe, the black guy asks for a horse,he is jumped,skinned,and made into a canoe. the retard asks for a fork. the indains confused gives him the fork and the retard stabs himself repetitly with the fork. the indians alarmed ask "WTF R U DOING?!" the retard simply replies"LETS SEE U MAKE A CANOE OUTTA MENOW"
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