Conversations With NPCs
These conversations have not been edited in any way shape or form and are actually what the NPC and I said back and forth.
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Rena9b: [11:28] Why are you always on?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:28] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
Rena9b: [11:28] And how do you reply so freakin fast?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:28] You are always busy.
Rena9b: [11:29] Yeah well... so?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:29] You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
Rena9b: [11:29] Thanks! n_n I'm glad you're being nice to me today!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:29] Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.
Rena9b: [11:29] Good idea!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:29] Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
Rena9b: [11:29] ...Just leave my love life alone
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:29] You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
Rena9b: [11:30] ...you already said that
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:30] You will not be elected to public office this year.
Rena9b: [11:30] That's good. I hate pressure
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:30] You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down.
Rena9b: [11:31] Not really
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:31] So you're back... about time...
Rena9b: [11:31] huh?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:31] You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
Rena9b: [11:31] Yeah!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:31] Your lover will never wish to leave you.
Rena9b: [11:31] ....I told you not to talk about this
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:31] You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.
Rena9b: [11:31] >< Shut up!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:31] If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
Rena9b: [11:31] S***
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:31] You will be run over by a beer truck.
Rena9b: [11:31] O_O
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:31] You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
Rena9b: [11:32] What's wrong with you?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:32] You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
Rena9b: [11:32] ._. should I run?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:32] You will step on the night soil of many countries.
Rena9b: [11:32] ._. *scoots away*
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:32] You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind.
Rena9b: [11:32] NYUUUUU!!!!!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:32] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
Rena9b: [11:33] =_= Okay so I am Naive, have no love life, and I am a soon-to-be secret assasin. Anything else you want to share?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:33] Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.
Rena9b: [11:34] She does? When?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:34] Communicate! It can't make things any worse.
Rena9b: [11:34] Well if I ask her about that she'll think I'm nuts
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:34] Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.
Rena9b: [11:35] How would you feel if someone mistook your girly-brother for a sister and told you that they were swimming out to meet troop ships?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:35] You have a truly strong inspaniduality.
Rena9b: [11:35] I have to thnk this over. Goodnight.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:35] You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman.
Rena9b: [11:35] I SAID GOOD NIGHT!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [11:35] You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
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Rena9b · Tue Aug 11, 2009 @ 11:35pm · 0 Comments |