It's like 1:52am?---> It's now 2:51am.---> It's now 3:40am.
And I'm so not tired.
So I decided to write on your journal.
Whats up, you sexy fox. o///o
I see you walking down ocean ave,
with that swing in your hips,
bounce in your step,
your sexy, Angie, don't ever forget. ;']
One day you will realize how amazing you are,
and be all 'Bam, bishes, I'm back, from my nap'.
You caged beast, you.
Baby when we're grinding;
I get so excited.
The way that you shake it on me,
Makes me want you so bad sexually~
Oh girl. o////o
I got that...sexual feeling ;]
I want Sexual Healing,
Sexual Healing, oh baby~
Makes me feel so fine;
Helps to relieve my mind. o////o
Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate.
You know I like to touch,
Ya lovely lady lumps.
Will you lick me,
Like a lollipop?
Won't you get on your knees? ; w ;
Call me so I can,
Make it juicy for you. ;"]
If you want it to be good, girl.
Get yourself a... bad girl.
If you seek Amy,
I'll teach you what the iceberg did to the titanic,
and go down on you.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper. redface
Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
Because its finger licking good! gonk
Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends a** with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken... rofl
Today in church the pastor asked the congregation what "amen" means. After a few moments of silence he proceeded to tell us that it translates into "true dat." I love church. MLIA
Today I got on a crowded elevator with two of my friends. As the elevator began rising I coughed a few times. I turned to my friend and said, "I guess I'm not completely over swine flu yet." The concerned glances of the other passengers and their rush to get out of the elevator made me smile inside. MLIA.
The other day in class, I noticed the kid next to me had written 'Gee, I'm a Tree" on his binder instead of "geometry". I will never spell it the normal way again. MLIA
Today, I realized that Obama has the same slogan as Bob the Builder. This amuses me way more than it should. MLIA
Today, I was watching Jimmy Neutron. At one point, Jimmy said "I sense a disturbance in my pants, ma'am." I laughed. MLIA
Today, I was watching a scary movie on my laptop while playing Farmville on Facebook. Suddenly, during a suspenseful scene of the movie, my duck quacked. I almost pissed myself. MLIA
Funny Avatars I made on tektek just for this: