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The wheel of time always turns.... and so do I.....
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING! BANANA PHONE!: Tales of a Bassist's Answering Machine Part%

My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

*beep*

"Reita... Ever since you got married, you've gotten stranger and stranger... I mean it. Ah well. It's Nao. I'm just calling to say I've got big news! And you're not going to believe it! Tell Ruki 'hi' for me!"

-0-0-0-0-0-0-

*beep*

"OMG! Reita! Nao just called my cell phone! He's getting married!!! Can you believe it! And we're invited to the wedding! He wants you as his best man! Talk to you when I get home! I'll bring food! Loves!"

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He-lo! This is Rei-ta and Ru-ki!. If you leave message, we call you soon. If you leave *sexy* message, we call sooner!

*beep*

"..... what... the.... hell... Reita... you've lost your mind... and so has Ruki if he's letting you set it to that... any way, it's Aoi. Call me back."

0-0-0-0-0-0-

*beep*

".... Shaksepeiran Kyo still does not aprove of thine dumb ********..."

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"Change it... now... Reita. I mean it. As your band leader, I say change it! I swear! If you don- MIYAVI! I MADE YOU YOUR SANDWICH! NOW HUSH AND LET ME FINISH THE PHONE CALL!!! .... YES I KNOW IT'S AN ANSWERING MACHINE! THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING!.... LEAVING A MESSAGE!!!! ....... JUST EAT YOUR SANDWICH! ... anyway... just call me back. we've got an issue with the company... they're getting picky about hair again... something about cornrows..."

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You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.

*beep*

"BLASPHEMY!!!! MY HAIR IS BLOND!!! BLOND REITA!!!! IT'S... It's.... *sobbing* ....."
"Sorry about that Reita... Uru's having a melt down... We just got back from the hair stylists... you're next... be afraid... kai has cornrows..."
"BLOND!!!! BLOND!!! I TELL YOU!!! WHY!?!?! WHY!?!?! WHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!!?!?!?!?!"

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These words are lovely dark and deep
But I’ve got promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep
So leave a message at the beep.

*beep*

".... I hate you... and I hate Aoi... you two had nothing done to your hair... just subtle changes... where as the rest of us!!!! GAH!!!!!!"
"Um... Reita... it's Miyavi... um... Kai's tearing up the kitchen so.... yeah... um.... yeah...."

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*beep*

"A rhyme? really now? wow... you really are bored aren't you? any way, it's Tora, I'm calling to see if Nao managed to get the news to you... about the up and coming wedding. We really hope you'll agree and be there.. I know it'd mean a lot to him... and I want to see him happy... so... give me a call back... thanks..."






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Omnipotent Rice
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commentCommented on: Wed Nov 04, 2009 @ 11:27pm
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!!!!!!!
YOU PUT A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW ONE UP!!!!!!

IT!!!
IS!!!
BEAUTIFUL!!! blaugh


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