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Oh how the misery That zOMG has brought to me The sewers so grimy and grungy A favorite home of the grunny Peelungers too, covered in filth The mobs coming to drain my health From Village Greens, the pesky gnomes Wandering around, threatening our homes Pink Flamingos every which way Oh thank god they've nothing to say The fluffs that threaten, just the start Puffing around sounding like a fart Garlic stink everywhere! A stench so bad you stop and stare What's that ringing in my ear? The pesky alarm skeeters, they are here! Snakes of galoshes and of boots Who gives a crap where they get their roots? Oh my god what was that sound Creatures slinking over the ground But wait, what's that, in the sky? Purple clutches, watch them fly! Zen Gardens, also infested By sakura fluffs I won't be bested! Kokeshi dolls on patrol Knock them over, watch them roll! Taiko Drums, hear them pound When you kill them round after round! Ghost Lanters, WHAT THE HELL? I hope that lick doesn't come with a spell! Outlaw pups out in the sun Kind of makes me want to keep one Flying Giftboxes, mouths agape Built to tear you out of shape. A buzz saw, another, many more Rising sharp and deadly from the floor Coming from burrows in the earth Predator Pups to prove their worth And in the Hive, my mind bends And in death it always ends Shockroaches, lightning bugs come with zaps Striders and walkers with noisy taps Sand fluffs stopping me in my tracks An anchor bug, with its head it attacks Sand castles coming alive On the beach they doth thrive Siren beauties from the sea Sea spouts try to enchant me Tiny terrors screech and scream Masks and spearheads I see their gleam Spinning so fast just like a top Bladed vases want me to get chopped Fighting off masks of death and rebirth As each layer comes off it lessens it's girth. Brain clams stinging trying to take me out And under the water I can scream and shout More grunnies under the sea Shooting rockets of carrots at me Robofish in the sea so deep In the darkness I can't see them creep. Harpoons from labtechs litter the air Whoa I think that one just went through my hair Sea cycles chase from screen to screen It's all torture do you know what I mean? From waterworks to endboss it takes skill To even survive or get the next kill.
Master Drakontis · Mon Nov 23, 2009 @ 05:57pm · 0 Comments |