Today's rants are about adverts. I hate department store adverts. The ones on TV keep going on and on about their 'door busters'. I hate-hate-hate that term. It's completely meaningless. Just how cheerful would the managers of these stores be if I took one of their 'door buster' products and literally busted through their doors? Yeah, didn't think so.
And then there's the print adverts with the big, bold words YOUR CHOICE! Well, duh! It's my freakin' money, I better get to choose what I spend it on. What, is there some other store out there that don't let you choose what to buy?
HUGE SALE! Only $199.99 for one of these GREAT PRODUCTS!
A 78" plasma screen HDTV!
A GameBox 780 with two games!
- or -
this used pencil stub.
(our choice)
A 78" plasma screen HDTV!
A GameBox 780 with two games!
- or -
this used pencil stub.
(our choice)
F*ck you, stupid department store advertising departments. Take your 'door busters' and shove them right up the orifice of MY choice.