John picked up a ******** dead praying mantis today after school
then I ran away cuz I thought he was going to throw it at me xp
crazy b*****d
On friday I shall be giving another presentation...hooray.
I'm also supposed to make some food...like cake.
at first it was going to be hashbrowns, then garlic bread, but some turd already picked that stare . So I'm stuck with carrot cake. if those bastards in my class don't like it then I hope they all develop a case of p***s envy xp
ENVY THY p***s! scream
Speaking of p***s eek
I read in The Darwin Awards that a guy (among many) lost his wanker lol .
He was peeing on a metal fence while there was a lightning storm going on, so a bolt hit the fence and the currant ran up the stream of urine to his...thing....and it exploded.
har har
er I mean, ouch xp
 see weed mermaid · Wed Feb 01, 2006 @ 12:20pm · 0 Comments |
