How does one know when their bagpipes need tuning?
Allstate Insurance has a disclaimer that reads: not available in all states.
If Donkey Kong's main character is a monkey, why isn't it called Monkey Kong?
Why does the word lisp have an "s" in it?
How come you never read the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
The next time someone says, "Now I've seen everything", ask them if they've ever seen a UPS truck parked in a parking space.
Has anyone ever really seen a Jolly Rancher?
If you get a club soda stain, how do you remove it?
Has anyone (besides Donald Trump's wife) ever been fooled by a comb over?
Is it really possible to change the direction of a bowling ball by waving your hands?
There's senior citizens, so why aren't there junior citizens?
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