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Twilight & people who like Twilight (yes i have read them, every horrible word and could feel my brain cells dying). The fact that, that thing, is called literature is an insult to all authors and books. The things she calls "vampires",*cough*fairyleeches*cough* are an insult to the entire Vampire legend and do not even deserve or belong in their ranks. And to top it all off the characters set horrible examples regressing human social development back to the dark ages.


1. these vampires do not have fangs, it was said right in the book, vampires have fangs need the quote
2. they have venom,
wtf vampires do not have venom
3. they do not have fangs yet they have venom,
in the animal kingdom if you have venom you need a way to transfer it to your enemy/prey and that is a stinger or fangs.
4.they turn humans into vampires with venom,
(i do believe i already said they do not have venom or fangs did i not?), you are turned into a vampire by them biting you and drinking your blood and then you biting them and drinking theirs.
5. if the vampires actually looked the ages they were or much different in ages instead of only a couple years apart people would find it very very creepy, but due to the fact that they all look generally the same age nobody has a problem.
6. Mary Sue Mary Sue Gary Stu Gary Stu,
i do believe you get the point
7. You should not be allowed to use a thesaurus as much as she did
8. She uses a bunch of big words that she does not actually use correctly
9. she contradicts herself and blatantly ignore common sense
10. girls have periods in high school, that means human blood...
11. the vampires miss every sunny day, in Washington state there are more sunny days than what was in the book
12. They miss that many days they would fail the class because of attendance
13. they miss that many days and they would have to deal with a little thing called the Becca Bill, it is a thing Washington state has that deals with kids who are absent a lot, you miss so many days then you have go to court.
14. What about the culminating project, i heard no mention of it and it is a graduation requirement for Washington state.
15. The characters set horrible examples regressing human social development back to the dark ages
16. i could feel my brain cells dying while i read every horrible word.
17. She did not apparently do any research for the story
18. "You'd only be able to come out at night, just like a real vampire" (p470 Twilight). Bella even admits Edward isn't a real vampire.
19. "Not that I hadn't dreamed of becoming a mythical monster once--just never a grotesque, animated corpse" (p106 New Moon). What do you think a vampire is, Bella?
20. she wastes paper printing only one word on a sheet of paper the second book
21. the plot was completely unoriginal, pay attention in any decent English class and you will know why.
22.if she cut out all the extra words of how much Bella loves Edward then one the books would be way thinner and two she would save paper.
23. she has insulted Dracula
24. by calling the Cullens "vegetarians" she has insulted us, they are not vegetarians no matter what they say they are just not murders, they eat animals that is not vegetarian.
25. If you live in Arizona there is no way you are as pale as people in Washington
26. They could not have possibly driven the way S.M. has them driving
your car spins out if you take a turn going to fast, there is a reason the have an advised 20-30 mph speed limit on most turns,
27. you have to go slower the heavier it rains because you loose traction
28. um hydroplaning happens at the speed normal humans drive, the fairyleeches (thats my name for them)at the speed they drive would hydroplane with any amount of water on the road and sorry S.M. but super great reflexes are not worth anything when you do not have traction, you go the same direction you were headed when you hydroplane so they would drive very fast off the road.
29. clouds often have holes in them were the sun shines through, even when it rains so ta-da in her fairyleech book that would make it a sunny day bye-bye
30. If you are from Arizona there is no freakin way you would be able to drive on snow, much less if there was ice underneath it, even if you did have chains.
31. Edward is under 18 sorry Bella but you are over the age of 18 it is illegal for you to make babies with him
32. In Washington state you have to be 18 to legally ride a motorcycle
33. You also have to take a class and get an endorsement on your drivers license to ride it.
34. Jacob and Bella are illegally riding motorcycles. Yet her father only grounds her, um is he not law enforcement.
35. if someone is watching you sleep that is freaking creepy
36. if someone comes in at night and watches you sleep that is breaking and entering
37. Edward does not let Bella see her friends, even though she wants to and yet she brushes it off as 'he loves me sooo much", no that is called controlling you and it is the start of an abusive relationship
38. he kidnaps her at several points in the book against her will, that is ILLEGAL
39. The Quileute extras in the movie were ashamed to be in it
40. there is enough bad things in this series that i can make this list and keep going
41. they sparkle seriously wtf?
42. they did not wear helmets , it is law to wear helmets, and seatbelts
43. she says that Renesmee is such a unique child that there has never been anything like her, um What about the kid Alice brings back and his half-siblings he says exists.
44. as well as drowning when she jumped off the cliff, she would have turned hypothermic very quickly because of the cold water
45. she is blatantly sexist in the story with Leah
46. Edward is a stalker, once again creepy
47. the Cullen’s waste a ton of food if they get a tray everyday and do not eat it
48. imprinting on babies and toddlers i would say is definitly creepy
49. she constantly has her characters breaking the law, with no consequenses. is she promoting being a criminal?
50. she promotes an abusive relationship.
51. the majority of twilight fans are unable to spell correctly, a few not even coherently.
52. due to her books the tween-teen population that has never read a good vampire book, but have read twilight, now has a warped view of what vampires are.
53. the vampires can become petrified, so they are trees now?
54. they break all the conventional rules of what vampires are except for the need to drink blood, so how are they vampires? please explain that to me.
55. all the money they have does not make sence, carlisle is the only one who appears to have a job, and yet they have so much money that they can afford top of the line things that are not even on the market yet. are they robbing banks?