I've been conducting random gene-splicing experiments on myself so as to create a more adaptable body. Last month, a few of you got to see the first results of my experiments - the lovely She-Topside (who, admittedly, is deeply missed - watching those sexy hips sway in the mirror every morning... It makes me all tingly just thinking about it!). While it was fun, around the end of Halloween madness, I began to miss my manhood, so I promptly returned to my normal self.
Recently, I acquired genetic material from oceanic mammals and various other sea creatures, and have begun experimenting quite heavily with my findings. I never did learn to swim, but I've always marveled at the ocean, and so thought of ways I might interact with it more readily. Hence, Aqua-Topside is born! Hopefully my new-found transformation lacks adverse side effects, and, should I decide to return to dry land, proves to be reversible.
We will continue these experiments as new material becomes affordable available. Of course, if you have anything you would like me to test for you, we are always happily accepting your generous donations.
Topside Community Member 
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