First of all, I would like to ask of you to excuse the mistakes you could find in this journal. I am not an english speaking person and though I may be almost bilingual, I am way better at reading than writing, mind you.
Now ! Let's speak about that SO underrated animal that is the all mighty Walrus.
I don't have much to say about that. Walruses are cool, period. Some even think that it is the walruses who created the unicorn. Theory would be that a never ending flying walrus got sleepy and fell asleep while still high in the sky and over the rainbow.
This, kids, is as dangerous as falling asleep while driving, except the latest is not as cool because it only hurts and does not create unicorns.
Back to the story. The never ending flying walrus gracefully fell towards a pony but hopefully woke up right before he landed on the poor thing. Unfortunately for him, fortunately for us, it was a little too late, for one teeth was already sticked in the pony's forehead.
But don't worry, here. Never ending flying walrus's teeth are magic, thus, the pony did not died. It would have died, if the walrus had took his tooth out of it's head, but on the contrary, the mighty never ending flying amazing walrus loved ponies and decided to break his tooth to leave it there, thus, the pony became magic.
And this, my friends, is the theory how unicorns were born.
Now, why is the corn pointy on the tip? you may ask. Well, i have the answer for that too, but this is another story.
 Auxence · Fri Jan 28, 2011 @ 12:25am · 0 Comments |
