I just showered with what I ate for breakfast.
Seriously. This morning I had oatmeal, the lumpy kind that has actual oat grains in it, for breakfast. This evening a soap appeared magically in my bathroom. It smelled okay, had some lumpy things in it, but nothing worse-looking than lava. So I showered with it. Then afterwards, I asked mum what it was. She said it was oatmeal soap. Hells! It's supposed to be good for the skin. Well, it's good to eat, too, so why not eat the soap and rub the oatmeal on my face? God have mercy, we live in strange times.
And my favorite, firstborn trenchcoat got repaired! I can wear it agane! *does a dance*
Poverty report: 1129
Absinthe report: Spazztastic and a pocket flask of Pure Water, we promise.
Catena Carswell · Fri Mar 24, 2006 @ 03:55am · 0 Comments |