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Me:
My name is Inigo Mantoya.
God:
Hey Inigo Mantoya.
Me:
you killed my father. prepare to die.
God:
Killing is not part of my moral programming. Ask me another question.
Me:
give me anything I ask for.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
give me power.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
give me money.
God:
When do you need that by?
Me:
give me back my father, you son of a b***h.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Why do you want it?
Me:
let me explain. No, wait--there is too much to explain.
God:
Go ahead, Inigo Mantoya, try to explain. Are you serious? I'm waiting. There sure is.
Me:
Let me sum up.
God:
Go ahead, Inigo Mantoya, try to sum up.
Me:
I will kill Count Rugen.
God:
Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
He killed my father.
God:
I get it. killed your father.
Me:
he must prepare to die.
God:
I get it. must prepare to die.
Me:
******** you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because, I want my father back!
God:
Good reason. Why do you want it?
Me:
good bye.
God:
See you later. Ayuh.