The following are the seemingly unrelated results of an impromtu scientific experiment i 'conducted' last night... eheh...
#1: Penguin Mints are water soluble.
#2: Blow driers are worth *jackshit*
#3: The dye which oozes from Boomers tickets when wet is the approximate color and texture of dog piss.
#4: Half-pint water bottles are *not* indestructable.
#5: A backpack which is waterproof from the outside is not necessarily waterproof from the inside.
#6: A stuffed duck is a stupid thing to haul around all the time.
Yeah. Draw your own conclusions.
Absinthe report: Well, i'm twitching uncontrollably. It must be working.
Poverty report: Welcome KGGO yer gaia gold 252. Like the most amount of gold i've had in months.
I'm really pathetic.
 Catena Carswell · Sat Dec 11, 2004 @ 03:43am · 1 Comments |
