Well its the wendsday before Christmas, on saturday, my mom is out stressing her a** over Christmas presents, GOD DAMN, and so to solve this problem what does she do? get drunk, yes get drunk. so my dad calls her Cell Phone around the time he finishes his 5 hour ******** nap, after eating so much he explodes. So he calls her cell and some random dude answers it, my dad goes completely and totally breserk, figures.
So arouind like 10, they all get home, and I am in the middle of my shows (south park, Drawn together) and who is walking arouind the hosue with my dad, wich who somehow ends up drunk as hell as well, so she is wandering around tlaking about blow jobs....right....and she drags in HAzel her best freind, who is a ******** alchohaic in my opinion, drinking on daily basis, and her boyfreind jhon, and she is married to this fat a** racist b*****d, bob or somthing I dont know, who ends up at my house as well, and a fght breaks out. well some where before the fight my mom comes in and does the most embaressing thing ever.
she tells me she couldent find the Nintendo DS, wich is her fault in my opinion, I told her to pre order it, but oh well. I will probably end up with a new computer or somthing, well I told her I Was reading Gravitation, a manga, she goes to boarders express asking for manga, and she is taken to the 3 shelves of it after being looked at like she was retarded, from what I gather. Aparently she has Gotten me gay manga....right....not like I am complaining, but its probalby Gravitation, unless its pornogrpahic, I cant think of anyother manga that is gay....oh well.
what was I talking about....I forgot....
oh well...
like I always say
it sounds complicated....and I like to keep things strictly trivial.
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