1. Have his little brother beat him up time and time again (oh, wait, he already does- HA!)
2. Dress him up in a sailor uniform and give him to the sailor scouts as a new recruit. Watch him go mad and commit suicide by the next episode.
3. Throw him to devoted Inu-Yasha fans and watch them maul him to death
4. Throw him to devoted SESSHOUMARU fans and watch them maul him to death
5. Turn Tenseiga into a singing sword that only knows NSync and Brittany Spears
6. Stick bubble gum in his tail
7. Show him to his dad in say “he was a bad boy today.”
8. Put him in a dog pound when the females are in heat.
9. Replace Jaken with Pikachu and watch Sesshoumaru shred him with his dokkasou (okay, so that's more to torture Pikachu, but who can blame me?)
10. Wax his head without the wax
11. Smack him everytime he says "Kono Sesshoumaru" ("I, Sesshoumaru" wink - ah, just smack him whenever he says ANYTHING.
12. Shave his tail poodle style and tie a pink bow with bells around it.
13. Tie him to a chair, staple his eyes open and make him watch home movies of all the times he was defeated by Inuyasha
14. Continuously question his gender
15. Play pin the tail on the dog demon
16. Stick a prayer bead necklace around HIS neck
17. Auction off his clothes to the Sesshoumaru fangirls
18. When his clothes run out auction HIM off to the Sesshoumaru fangirls.
19. Tell him his seafood sauce sucks.
20. On that tell him it made you chunnder.
21. Bring him to a child daycare and tie him to a chair and watch all the kids devour him.
22. Strip him and pin him down to a bed and torture him.
23. Say “sit boy” when he has the prayer bead necklace on.
24. Put him a fairy out fit and make him sing songs from Sleaping bueaty
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