Chapter One
Starring: every male Genin and that talking monkey!
"This is my best idea ever, Believe it!" screamed Naruto.
"I dont know, Id rather stare at clouds....ya know they sure are fluffy and stuff I love...." said the stoned Shikamaru before getting punched in the face by Rock Lee, who then screames
' I WILL BE THE BEST NINJA AND SHOW MY NINJA WAY!!! I SAID MY NINJA WAY!!! THAT IS WHAT I WILL SHOW....."
"Im gonna be emo in the corner and cut myself" said Sasuke who was instantly glomped by a pack of starving fan girls. To this day they have yet to find his body.
"My daddy never loved me!" said Gaara the whiny b***h.
"Heres the plan guys! Well sneak into the magazine store and well steal those Porno mags, Believe it! Im gonna be Hokage! And if he tries to stop us...." They all loaded there AK-47s
Rock Lee ran ahead and dissapeared with the words of "I will be the best" floating on the air
"Who needs BushyBrow when weve got A TALKING MONKEY!!" screamed Naruto holding it out for all to see.
"Can we go now I need to go and fight some Akatsuki dude at 3" said Gaara "Then me and Itachi have to pose for a yaoi fanfic"
"HEY YOU GUYS!!" Screamed Choji with a bowl of fudge in hand "WHY WASNT I INVITED!?"
"Run" Screamed Shikamaru as his shadow began to stretch towards Choji "Ill hold him off!"
"SHIKAMARU!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!BELIEVE IT!!!!" cried Naruto as Gaara pulled him forward towards the magazine shop.
"You SHALL NOT PASS EVIL ONE!" Screamed Shikamaru as Choji was eating fudge and not paying attenton
-Will they ever get to that porn? What happened to Rock Lee? Where are the girls? Find out in the next chapter bitches-
 Beelzeboss Devil of Metal · Sun Sep 03, 2006 @ 03:17am · 4 Comments |
