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	I missed the bus today. I'm tired.
	I missed the bus today. I'm tired.

	How did we get the Ghetto bus?!
	How did we get the Ghetto bus?!


Okay. I decided to get the school slop for lunch today. So we went up and got our food. But today they had some kind of pudding, so I got it. Went [Anti] and I got to our table, we remembered what our Biology teacher told us yesterday, "Any fruit that you eat is actally a ripened plant ovary." ... eek ... So [Anti] tossed her apple. Well now we were in a filthy mind set. We all ([Anti], [Emo], Steve, and I) looked at our food. I'd goten mashed potatos with gravy, but it was that white gravy. So I scooped some up on a fry and said, "Is it just me or does this gravy look suspiciously like semen?" ... eek eek eek ... Steve: "Now that's bad." [Anti]: "Who's gonna mention the pudding?" [Emo]: "What kind of pudding is that?" Me: "... Banana..." [Anti]: "Ewww. It's liquified ovaries!" Steve: "So does the gravy taste like sperm?" Me: "I don't know. I'v never tasted sperm. Have you?" [Anti]: "I'm glad I threw out the apple, I don't want to eat ovaries!" Me: "Is that ketchup?" [Anti]: "Yeah, why do you- OMG Tomatoes are fruit!" rofl rofl Me: "Don't laugh too hard guys, you're doing it too." Steve: "Damn you tropicana! Your 3% juice content foils me once more!" [Emo]: "Fruit roll up?" Me: "Yep." All: "... EWWWWW!" And later on some of the pudding got on my jacket. So I had the liquified ovary coat all day... EWWWWW! LaLadrona · Sat Nov 18, 2006 @ 12:05am · 0 Comments


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