This is probably breaking some form of unspoken code but ******** it.
There are cool things about being a mod in the Emo guild, reading join requests is not one of them. At first things like this are funny, but..
Yes. That's for real. People actually write these things. All the time.
Now listen children, this entry is educational. I divide requests into 5 categories.
Good ones (Suck ups): They write a nice well structed sentence about themselves, include bands they like, thank the mods at the end for taking them time to read them. You can guess.
Lying ones: I lied in mine when I joined. Pretty much just being more enthusiastic than you are. Also adding bands you don't really like but are emo works well.
Lazy ones: "Can I lyk join plz?"
Sob story ones: Include details about how their life is s**t, all their eating disorders and mental ilnesses. Some even give me detailed descriptions of how many cuts they have on each arm, and how long they are in centimetres. I kid you not.
******** ones: See above picture.
I wish I was making this up. I read 20-30 or more a day. I accept about 5.
That's how I roll.
Discuss: Stupid people you hate.
Gambino Statue · Thu Dec 07, 2006 @ 12:02pm · 11 Comments |